”but Yung God, it’s only March 2nd, why would you announce the album of the year now?!” Is probably what you’re thinking, however if you are thinking this you probably haven’t heard the CERTIFIED BIG GANG SLAPPER that is Color Theory by Soccer Mommy.

Soccer Mommy, who is already certified pitchfork royalty, has been around for a hot minute now, but it appears as though Color Theory will be the album that puts the band firmly into the limelight. Starting off with a banger in “Bloodstream“, the album only takes a break from upbeat melancholy jams to dive into low key melancholy jams on tracks like “night swimming,” and doesn’t let up even once, seriously every track is as solid as the Wizards backcourt when John Wall is healthy.

Color Theory by Soccer Mommy is available for streaming on all major platforms now, but you should totally cop the vinyl because it looks fucking sick.

🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TIME🚨

I am pleased to announce WCT has a meme page on Twitter now where you can get your daily dose of dank laughs: @memegod42069420

As you can see, unlike that loser fuckjerry we are going to be completely up front about where these memes are coming from : mostly stolen from reddit. Granted there will be plenty of original memes on there, in order to keep you laughing every day we are going to rely on the über talented contributors to the r/DANKMEMES Subreddit for content. This is a practice that every single meme page you follow on social media uses and they are lying to you if they don’t admit it.

Think of me as a meme curator, vetting through all the not dank shit to get your that GOOD spice, and even throwing my own shit on top of it. Give it a follow, I promise you won’t regret it.

It’s combine season, so you know were talking 40 times, hand sizes, and even stars of David. Despite missing my calling of being an elite Patriots system slot WR, I figure I could test out the tangibles of my new profession, blogging.

First off we’ll start with the measureables…

Height: 5 ft 11 inches

Weight: a clean 160

Hand Size: 7.5 inches

Vertical Keyboard Reach: Control key to “-” key ( 9 inches whaddup Joe Burrow)

you could say, I’m the perfect specimen.

The bench press is a big deal in Indy, but Bocou’s rule number 1 is don ‘t got to the gym but were still mashing the bar. The space bar. 225 times in 30 seconds? Here we go.

They say speed kills. Now I’m not gonna go run an inaccurately timed 4.5 like I would do but time for the type est where not only speed and spelling matter…yikes

Lastly and probably the most crucial…Three cone drill which shows quickness and agility…meet the the Three app drill: Three crucial news sources in the blogging game (twit, IG, reddit duh), to get the quickest jump on the new story. Twitter to IG to twitter to IZG, reddit to IG, to twitter, clock it.

Draft value sky rocketing…may have to head into YG’s office for a raise, no way Metsfan or swish can attain these measurables

Sorry for the delay in content fam, I’ve been working hard on a separate WCT venture that I will unveil shortly….

BUT IN THE MEAN TIME I got a bone to pick with the restaurant industry: at what point in history was it decided that TABASCO would be the most carried hot sauce around??!

I mean it’s medium hot, but not flavorful, doesn’t make food taste any better, just makes it spicier and actually kinda tastes like shit. I mean think of the other hot sauces in the Tabasco tier: Cholula, Valentina, Texas Pete and Tapatio, all of which provide the same amount of heat but with far more robust flavor.

I mean whoever was running sales for Tabasco back in the day that took this shit fucking product to the moon deserves a fucking Nobel peace prize. That’s all I really had to get off my chest as a hot sauce snob, because I can’t stand this shit.

The early 2000s were a strange time for sneakers, with society entrenched in a brand new millennium, the trends of the time reflected a vision of the future, people were living in 2001 but DRIPPING LIKE IT WAS 2061. There was a lot of questionable shit that dropped at the time as brands provided their own visions of the future to keep up with the trends, however in sea of frosted tips and Canadian tuxedos, there was 1 gem that was (and still is) ahead of its time. I am obviously referring to the Nike clogposite AKA the Nike Solo Slide.

The Clogposite is essentially a Nike Flightposite cut in half and turned into one AMAZING clog. These sat on shelf’s and collected dust in the early 2000s but somehow received the retro treatment in 2014, when they were sold for around $120. Why did it come back if it wasn’t successful the first time? Well the true tastemakers of the world, the Japanese consumer, grew quite attached to them and like the New Balance 1300 or Reebok Beatnik, the clogposite gained cult status in the Far East.

This cult like status in Japan and failure to succeed in the states has presented quite the problem for collectors like myself, as pairs from both drops are extremely hard to come by in my size in any color, let alone the holy grail “USA” colorway pictured above. You see I’m usually VERY good at hunting weird shit like this down, because nobody else is usually looking. For example I snagged Reebok Beatniks off of Rakuten just last week, as I figured out they were readily available in Asia, so in my efforts to stay 4 laps ahead of the curve I copped up, and just like with the Birkenstock Boston I expect the fashion killas of the world to Jack that swag in the coming years.

However my efforts in finding a pair of the USA clogposites have been futile over the years to say the least, even when they retro’d in 2014 they were impossible to find. I’ve looped in foamposite experts like sneaker Dave on Twitter, reached out on Niketalk and other sneaker groups, only to get flamed for my quest to cop clogs that most think should have never existed in the first place. Granted this USA clogposite was a quick strike so there are likely less than 5000 pairs globally, with most of those being in Japan.

All in all this quest will continue until in either dead or rocking American flag clogs poolside, looking like an absolute stud. If you or anyone you know has a lead please for the love of god reach out, I’m also looking for the eggplant and urban jungle gym colorways (pictured below). Y’all can keep your yeezys, I just want my clogs 😖