Author Archives: Fred Bocou

In the midst of season 3 of RBOSM so feel it’s only appropriate to rank these bros Bryce: Washed up skate legend Bryce is easily Simi Valley’s biggest attraction. from his legendary days at Simi high to his epic comeback as a pro skater can’t deny how chill Bryce is, dude will start fights withContinue reading “Real Bros of Simi Power Rankings”

Besides obviously corona virus which is top priority, we have a new sole focus as public enemy number 1….Ben Affleck As you probably know, while shooting some hack of a film, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have been getting quite cozy. I didn’t want to believe it myself but unfortunately the paparazzi keeps throwingContinue reading “We have a new #1 public enemy”

Yesterday was a sad day in sports as nearly all the spring sporting events we hold so close to our hearts were cancelled. Charles James took to twitter to rep the XFL prior to their eventual late night cancellation. Obviously with a take this hot, freezing cold takes is gonna get ya Absolute no brainer.Continue reading “Charles James has entered the Spin Zone”

Okay so ever since the Covid19 has struck , I actually started washing my hands and damn do air dryers blooooow Nothing worse than getting a nice warm wash in and then turning to see a shitty hand dryer Pun intended this thing blow, you walking outta the bathroom with wet damp hands ultimately resultingContinue reading “Corona thoughts”

This shit is WHAAAACK the best app you can access on your IOS device is about to sell out… a “RIP twitter” hashtag started trending and I had to find out why, and boy was my soul crushed This ain’t no IG Facebook Snapchat bullshit, just give me the news and banter in rectangular wordContinue reading “Twitter say it ain’t so”

Legendary country singer Garth Brooks performed in Michigan yesterday for his latest music tour. To pay homage to legendary Detroit RB, Brooks rocked a Barry Sanders player tee. Fire fit. The uneducated population that makes up MAGA twitter proceeded to attack Brooks Facebook post ripping him as they thought he was making an endorsement ofContinue reading “MAGA twitter tries to cancel Garth Brooks”

Friday night the Browns hosted a memorial to honor the late mascot Swagger. However, to the worlds surprise, the memorial was an open casket for the dog This is just wrong. I am all for honoring this great doggo but an open casket?!? Come on Swagger don’t deserve this…and doesn’t deserve a motherfucking LIVESTREAM?!? OnlyContinue reading “Cancel the Browns (Not Safe for Pups)”

A tweet from a HS prep assistant coach triggered some former collegiate athletes into reminding the world that they play D3 Little motivation for his rich prep school student athletes no biggie , Not on any former D 3 athletes watch, just remember “they chose D3” Congrats everyone you graduated to Varsity Level 2 inContinue reading “D 3 hardooos”