It’s combine season, so you know were talking 40 times, hand sizes, and even stars of David. Despite missing my calling of being an elite Patriots system slot WR, I figure I could test out the tangibles of my new profession, blogging.
First off we’ll start with the measureables…
Height: 5 ft 11 inches
Weight: a clean 160
Hand Size: 7.5 inches
Vertical Keyboard Reach: Control key to “-” key ( 9 inches whaddup Joe Burrow)
you could say, I’m the perfect specimen.
The bench press is a big deal in Indy, but Bocou’s rule number 1 is don ‘t got to the gym but were still mashing the bar. The space bar. 225 times in 30 seconds? Here we go.
They say speed kills. Now I’m not gonna go run an inaccurately timed 4.5 like I would do but time for the type est where not only speed and spelling matter…yikes
Lastly and probably the most crucial…Three cone drill which shows quickness and agility…meet the the Three app drill: Three crucial news sources in the blogging game (twit, IG, reddit duh), to get the quickest jump on the new story. Twitter to IG to twitter to IZG, reddit to IG, to twitter, clock it.
Draft value sky rocketing…may have to head into YG’s office for a raise, no way Metsfan or swish can attain these measurables
WATER COOLER TALK 