It sounds crazy but just think about it? When I say a blue Gatorade, a blue popsicle or a blue jolly rancher, and imagine how it taste…it’s tastes like fucking blue!
Now the taste of blue isn’t even everything that is blue. Those tortilla blue/purple chip, doesn’t taste like blue at all. The only time you really taste blue is when companies put those chemicals in it.
My question is how? How do you put the right amount of chemicals to make a color taste?
Now people may say, oh don’t put chemicals like that in your body. My response to all those people, We all are gonna die in WW3 happening in next 30 years so live a little and taste a color!
P.S. You can also argue purple tastes like purple, because I’ve never had a hard candy or soda that says grape and actually taste like grapes. What a world.
Allan Saint-Maximin (the swaggiest footballer in the world) netted a game winning goal in extra time for Newcastle United yesterday to push them into the 4th round of the FA cup. How did Newcastle fans celebrate the late goal against oxford united?? WITH A LITTLE HELICOPTER DICK OF COURSE! See below (obviously NSFW)
I mean it’s hard not to love Newcastle, between Saint-Maximin wearing balmain/Gucci headbands on the pitch, their love of MLS Star Miguel Almiron and fan celebrations like this, it’s clear these are fun (albeit not very competitive) times for the magpies.
Here’s one last look at Saint-Maximin‘s headband DRIP:
This man is a GEM!
NOTE: THIS BLOG DOES NOT CONDONE WHIPPING YOUR DICK OUT IN PUBLIC, WE ARE JUST HEAR TO REPORT THE NEWS.
Back in November a Philadelphia Flyers season ticket holder alleged said teams mascot, the infamous GRITTY, “took a running start” and punched his 13 year old son during a fan photo event.
a photo of Gritty with his alleged victim
The father, Chris Greenwell, went on to state Gritty “punched my son as hard as he could,” and that the Flyers organization tried to bribe him to keep quiet. Well just yesterday Philly PD closed the investigation stating “We determined that the actions of the individual portraying the Flyers’ mascot did not constitute physical assault as alleged,” basically stating Greenwell was full of shit, and that Gritty did nothing wrong.
Gritty mercilessly assaults old Saint Nick
Despite the police findings, I’m pretty sure Gritty did this shit. He’s already known for throwing food at fans, streaking pants-less around the arena, and for assaulting Santa Claus, what makes us think he wouldn’t hit this kid??
This googly eyed degenerate is one of Philadelphia’s favorite sons, so their police department is likely covering this up out of fear of backlash from the lunatics that reside in their city. Imagine if they tried to lock this mascot up? Look at how Philly rallied behind Meek when he was in jail, they’d burn government buildings to the ground to free Gritty.
I may not have been there, but history tells me Gritty is 100% guilty of clocking this kid, however at the end of the day said kid is still a Flyers fan, so he deserves a punch regardless. Gritty will continue to terrorize fans everywhere until someone puts him 6 feet under, because clearly the police have no plans to stop him.
Brady has officially moved out of his Brookline mansion into his Greenwich, CT estate. 50 minutes from NYC will provide an interesting commute to Brady, but this crib aint too shabby , recently taking off the market at a cool 14.1 milly 7 beds, 12 baths, 15k sq. ft
I’m sure Giselle wanted to get out of the city hustle and bustle and closer to NYC for modeling and shorter ride home from the MET Gala and being the great husband he is, Tom sacrificed and allowed it. So, let’s check it out,
This is Tom Brady and you’re watching WCT cribs
A stunning foyer as an entrance really sets the scene for the whole house, Brady left it a little messy tho
Not to mention the crisp and clean kitchen
Where all the magic happens 😉
The 1 of 2 pools on the property managed by its own Pool boy
Earlier today Mark Dantonio announced his retirement. It was not the biggest shocker in the last year in sports (That’s Kobe RIP) but the timing of it was weird and puts Michigan State in a weird spot to find its next head coach.
It is now coming out that Dantonio got a bonus of 4.3 Million dollars if he was still at the university by January 15, 2020.
WHAT A MOVE!
This man knew he was retiring, and knew he had a check waiting, so he screwed over the university, and didn’t give one shit. The school now has 4.3 million less in there budget to get a new coach. The coaching carousel is over for college football so the shittiest coaches are out there left, but Mark don’t give a shit.
I feel for those players because when they try and transfer the NCAA will be dicks about it. I do not feel bad for Michigan State however, since you know they covered up one of the biggest scandals ever. Fuck you Larry Nassar, hope you don’t enjoy prison!
Now let me know where do you rank this move in college football coach history? I still have Charlie Weis getting paid for a decade after being fired from Notre Dame as the number 1 move.
Just look at that man!
What Dantonio did however, just taking 4.3 million and retiring two weeks later is a pretty sweet move as well.
P.S. If you want to see Dantonio greatest highlight as coach just watch this right here.
The University of Alabama is a football powerhouse, the uncut gem in the crown that is the SEC, one of the oldest universities in the country and a school that is being run by an all powerful secret society known as “the machine.” This behind the scenes organization has their hands in everything from the University’s homecoming queen election to Alabama State politics, controlling the masses with assertive tactics from the very top of the Greek life hierarchy.
A 1992 Esquire article on the machine
But where did they come from? How did they gain such power?
Allegedly founded from the ashes of the Alpha Ro chapter of Theta Nu Epsilon at the university of Alabama in 1909, when a group of seniors created a new society known as “the skulls.” This new organization eventually replaced the Alpha Ro chapter altogether and was officially recognized by the school until 1922, before vanishing off of all school records.
It is at this point the trail goes cold for hard information on the organization, essentially the moment they decided to become a shadow organization pulling the strings behind the scenes. Their influence over the school and the state starts with their direct involvement with greek life, basically acting as an unseen overlord of the entire Greek operation on campus.
Frats and the 2019 homecoming queen, both controlled by the machine
“You had to be in a fraternity and only way in is through invite. There is a limit on number of members. Membership was usually passed down from big to little. As for as I know that was the only way in” a Bama grad told us at WCT, who requested to remain anonymous out of fear of retaliation from the machine.
In our next segment on the machine we will be diving into events they have meddled with throughout history, and what might be their reasons for doing so, roll tide?
As a known taste god and fashion writer here, it is my duty to ditch your Sears outfits and put you on game. Being that it is only the early stages of 2020, yall have a full decade to transform your look. That being said here is my personal top 20 menswear essentials that I own and wear ALL OF THE TIME. PS the only one who can fuck with me in this dept is another writer on staff… da legend yungod himself.
1. The birkenstock boston in black leather
Black leather is a must, and these are perfect for walking to the bodega to cop a breakfast burrito.
2. Levis Made & Crafted 501 selvedge stonewash denim
We all need dad jeans period… selvedge is a must to know them jawnz wont fall apart when you rip them heavy farts after your breakfast burrito. Also stone wash is classic and looks great with ALL retro style shoes/laceups.
3. CDG Wallet SA3100 in black
When you are part of the big baller brand… your pockets stay fat. Therefore you gotta keep all that chicken contained in one place. This wallet from CDG is simple, elegant, functional, and a conversation starter all at the same time. Also Rei is da gawd, so theres that
4. Arc’teryx Beta SL hybrid rain jacket in electric green
Like snoop, we all need a plan for the drizzle. In my case, I come correct with this beautiful Gore-Tex jawn from Arc’teryx that keeps you hella dry and surprisingly warm without sacrificing breathability/flexibility. As for why I chose the loudest color in the lineup… because neon colors are undefeated in outerwear.
5. The North Face 1992 Retro Nuptse in black
For when its brick AF, you need down fill… all 700 of it, which is why I lamp in the Euro Exclusive 92 retro Nuptse in the blassic black. This joint will NEVER not be in style… fuck your fast fashion bubble jackets.
6. Bass Weejuns with the beef rolls in black and burgundy
THE BEST VALUE IN FASHION PERIOD… END OF STORY. Beef rolls are a must, don’t be a bitch, and cop black and bergundy to assure you are correct with all fits.
The best white t shirt in the game is sitting right next to a 5 pound box of Tostitos pizza rolls. DUMBBB THICCC, DUMMMB CHEAP AS WELL. Perfect shape, with the right amount of structure in the neck. If you can find the hyperstrike black variant, cop them all as well.
10. Salomon S lab 6 in shorts
While the patagonia baggy is the lord and savior of all shorts, they require you to blow the brains out on em to work out… therefore just cop these beauties from Salomon to flaunt both in and out of your local gym. Also 6 inches is the sweet spot for inseams… but keep that on the down low.
11. Hoka One One recovery slide
Lets be honest, we aint rocking these for recovery. These are getting rocked because they are the comfiest slide in the game, and they are perfect for running errands.
12. APC New Standards (raw indigo only)
RAW DENIM ISNT DEAD! straight fits only, cuff them jawnz to show off that red line selvedge and your loafers.
13. Visvim Grizzly Folk Boot
Everyone needs a boot in their rotation, I just happen to have the undisputed champion. Quality is god level, Hiroki is the best in the game.
14. Loro Piana logo baseball cap in cream
Everyone needs a nice cap… minimal is key but if you need a graphic, a hat is the best place for logo placement without looking like an asshole. Cream is super classic and the classic 6 panel shape is unfuckwitable.
15. Mark Mcnairy New Amsterdam wholecut derby
CLASSIC, CLASSIC, CLASSIC. Put some respect on McNasty’s name. FUCK IVY AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
16. Patagonia retro X in cream/navy
From streetstyle pics to keg stands at the frat house, fleece is HITTIN HARDER THAN FLOCKAVELLI these days. Pattagucci never misses and this is a must in everyones wardrobe… Don’t be a dick and thrift one that smells like dried up nut, just pay retail and get a crispy one from the store.
17. New Balance 993 grey made in USA
Support your American workers! Shout out NB for making the most comfortable sneakers in the game, while using that I can’t believe its not butter pigskin. Also if you got these at Kith go kill yourself.
18. Nike pro Combat briefs in black
Respect yourself and don’t wear regular boxers. Get yourself some jawnz that are moisture wicking. The small investment will go a long way by not making your nuts smell like sour milk. Also the black is essential to cover up any damage from a possible shart after eating too much cheese wiz. Trust me I know I guy.
19. Shaggy Dog by J Press
Menswear is BACK. Knits are key, and the more itchy the better. J Press uses 100% Brushed Shetland wool and these jawnz are fire in ANY color. If you are feeling spicy size wayyyy the fuck up and let your nuts hang on the world in front of you.
20. Rowing Blazers Rugby
We have come to the end of this list. No better way to send you bums to bed then with an authentic rugby by no other than Rowing Blazers. Any colorway is pure unadulterated heat, and if you get a bespoke jawn then you are BIGGGG GANG. Prep is back and is about to take the fucker over. Shout out Jack for being the chosen one.
A story is coming out that about 80 hippos are destroying their eco system in Columbia. The poop from these hippos are contaminating the soil. Hippos are not from around those parts so it’s a major problem.
I know WCT is a .org now but it is above my pay grade to fix that shit (great pun right there). Sounds like some serious shit and all the frat boys who love that white powder could be in trouble some point down the line (2/2 on puns) due to hippo poop. What I’m interested in is how they got 80 Hippos in Columbia.
Turns out back in day Pablo loved him so hippos. He was so rich and powerful he made a few of his workers go and bring him back multiple hippos. Once Pablo was caught the police just let the Hippos run free. The Hippos fucked and then those hippos fucked and those hippos fucked and now Columbia is fucked.
I do not have any solutions and I will not follow up on this story. To be honest this blog was written, because I laughed at the title of this blog.
P.S. Fun fact about me; In Big Daddy when Rob Schneider can’t learn how to say hippopotamus, after Rob says “hip pop otamus” and everyone laughs at him, I personally then can not say hippopotamus and can only say how Rob Schneider says it in movie
Ahead of the start of 2020 international season, the home + away kits for US soccer’s campaigns have leaked. To be worn by the men’s team in the CONCACAF Nations league, and by both the women’s team and the U23 men’s team in olympic qualifying/hopefully the Olympics, these kits are ccllleeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnn.
Let’s take a look at each below:
HOME KIT:
Featuring an all white look with the classic Nike futura logo, this home kit is best USA home kit since the 2014 iteration. After years of doing WWWAAAAYYYYY too much, Nike dialed it back here and gave us an absolute winner. Outside of the lightning bolt like graphic adorning the side of both the shirt and shorts (which is the template for all 2020 Nike international kits), a clean all white look with a straight forward navy crew collar really pushes this number into potential classic territory. I’m serious, this kit is THAT good. 9.1/10 on this one, hopefully Nike sticks to this clean formula for the 2022 WC kit AKA our golden generations coming out party (for the men’s team anyways).
AWAY:
Remember when I said Nike tends to do way too much? This 2020 away kit Is exactly that. Rather than sticking to the clean design formula found on the home, the swoosh decided to slap an ill advised camo pattern on these kits that looks far more like a bleach stain than any sort of stealth motif. Why not just flip the home shirt colors and make a navy away with a white collar?? Shit would’ve been GORGEOUS, but instead we get this god awful away smfh. 2.2/10, though I do have to say the badge looks lovely with those 4 women’s WC stars.
GOALKEEPER:
I got 2 things to say about keeper kits:
They should be AS WILD AS POSSIBLE, this is where you use wild neons and crazy patterns, kit should be a distraction to all players attempting to score.
nobody really ever buys keeper kits anyway, which is a shame because they are usually DRIPPIN.
given the above, I’m sure Zack Steffen will look great slapping lasers from Carlos Vela into the upper deck in this, the pattern while loud is tonal and subtle, but just enough to distract the opposition. 6.7/10.
look for these to officially be unveiled and go on sale in March, a Tim Weah version of that home could very much be in the cards for this writer.
Does George Kittles late first half big gain change things? Likely not , but maybe, probably
OPI was fabricated in NFL headquarters to try to contain Gronk, but now without Gronk the NFL does not know what they are doing. Can the NFL just be consistent with this call? It’s getting absurd
The top play is from weeks earlier where it was ruled a catch on the field AND CONFIRMED BY REVIEW, the bottom is point stealing OPI ruled in the field by the same reffing crew that allowed the rams/saints DPI no call
Not to mention this is the super bowl…let’s not call ticky tacky OPIs on routine 50/50 balls (where Kc holds first) so Mahommes has a better chance of winning
WATER COOLER TALK 