DICKS OUT FOR THE MAGPIES

🚨NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW 🚨

Allan Saint-Maximin (the swaggiest footballer in the world) netted a game winning goal in extra time for Newcastle United yesterday to push them into the 4th round of the FA cup. How did Newcastle fans celebrate the late goal against oxford united?? WITH A LITTLE HELICOPTER DICK OF COURSE! See below (obviously NSFW)

Swing that shit king

I mean it’s hard not to love Newcastle, between Saint-Maximin wearing balmain/Gucci headbands on the pitch, their love of MLS Star Miguel Almiron and fan celebrations like this, it’s clear these are fun (albeit not very competitive) times for the magpies.

Here’s one last look at Saint-Maximin‘s headband DRIP:

This man is a GEM!

NOTE: THIS BLOG DOES NOT CONDONE WHIPPING YOUR DICK OUT IN PUBLIC, WE ARE JUST HEAR TO REPORT THE NEWS.

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