I don’t think I ever want to run again, seems like hell on earth form this ad, not sure I should’ve expected anything different from the guy that made twin peaks, but god damn!
Bryce Harper is Bigger then the actual World Series
The entire playoff run for the Nationals a name always popped up and it was Bryce Harper.
To be honest I did not know how butt hurt all 16 Nats fan were that Bryce left. The Nationals offered him a fake offer to say they made an offer it was a very Mets move by them. The Phillies pounced and signed Bryce.
While Bryce had a great first year (don’t let ESPN lie to you look at his numbers and come back and tell me he had a bad year) the rest of the Phillies either got hurt or stunk. Hopefully that changes, but the Nationals weren’t just in a rebuild mode either.
The Nationals have been every MLB “expert” pick for the last 5 years. When Bryce left they still had an amazing pitching staff with a good lineup. There starters just finally figured out how to pitch.
When the Nationals won no one was talking about this team that lived up to hype it was posting the video of Bryce still adjusting to his new surrounds. Which is fine, but just want everyone to know the Phillies have a player bigger then the World Series champions. Congrats DC way to win but stay irrelevant.
BRYCE HARPER FINALLY BROUGHT A WORLD SERIES TITLE TO DC
Back before this MLB season kicked off Bryce Harper signed a $330 million deal to join the Philadelphia Phillies, ending a 6 year tenure with the Washington Nationals. How did the Nationals respond to losing their star player? WELL THEY SAID “lol FUCK THAT CLOWN” AND WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND WON A WORLD SERIES.
To Bryces credit he started the season off wanting to do just that (see tweet above), but joining your division rival to defeat them from within is a strange way to go about doing that.
Do you think Bryce is happy with his choices? Come on, that’s a clown question bro, of course he is, he made $330 million.
Karl-Anthony Towns is a baby back bitch!
Last night in the best city in America, Philadelphia, the Sixers continued their undefeated pace by stomping out Kat and the T-Wolves by the second quarter. KAT the bitch he was decided to pick a fight with a 7’3 African, and didn’t realize he had his 6’10 Aussie running mate as backup!
After the scrap, the Sixers went on to win, but the night wasn’t over as KAT thought he could talk his trash to Jojo without a response!
Usually you have to win to at least one game to talk some trash, but not for baby back bitches. KAT is so spoiled he thinks his shit don’t stink! No wonder Jimmy Butler hates this spoiled brat, because I do too! Fun fact you know who Jimmy Butler loves because of his toughness?? Joel Embiid.
Jojo obviously responded and did what he always do to KAT and dominate him! Do you think KAT went crying to Coach Cal saying how people are saying mean things to him.
KAT here is a little life advice for you…do something relevant in the NBA before running your mouth to someone who dominates you on the regular, you BABY BACK BITCH!
ADIDAS X PALACE X JUVENTUS È IL COLLAB DELL’ANNO
Here I was ready to give collab of the year to Engineered Garments X Uniqlo BUT THEN PALACE DECIDES TO JUST DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR 3-WAY COLLAB WITH GERMAN GIANTS ADIDAS AND Vecchia Signora JUVENTUS FOOTBALL CLUB.
Palace, a London based skate company known for having the best product descriptions in the world and for collaborating with left field partners (an example being previous collab of the year winner: their capsule with Polo Ralph Lauren), linking up with the biggest club in Italy who just so happen to have Cristiano Ronaldo on their squad, what’s not to love?!
The collection is inspired by the adidas gear from 2006, and is completely technical in execution, with both a kit and training range part of the drop. Juve debuted the kits on field today against Genoa.
Should drop any day now, as there is a landing page now set up on Adidas.com, personally that mock neck and a Aaron Ramsey kit are ROBO COPPED.
shout out footy headlines for the leaked images.
Mystery Link 10/30
It is Mischief night! The night to let that hooligan side out of you. I’ve got 2 dozen eggs ready to egg that bastard Franks house! The only thing that separates all of us and egging the people that have wronged you over the year is those last few hours of work. That’s what Mystery Links are here and meant for! We will get through it and we will prevail!
Will Blogging Unions lead to the End of Water Cooler Talk????
Short answer Hellllllllll No! This blog will be taken down by me when my bookie comes for my legs because I will have bet way to much on a Villanova basketball game.
However, blogging unions have basically ended what was left of Deadspin. I am still looking for in the wild people who read Deadspin, but on twitter there was a massive outcry when the new owners of deadspin didn’t agree with their own writers leading a revolt on their website.
A man named Barry was made the editor while deadspin looked for a real editor, and was fired for going against the bosses wished in a defiant manor. This lead to people going crazy and saying how journalism is dead.
Tbh I just don’t get it. If all these writers feel so strongly about the direction of their blog why not just make a new blog? Own your own blog and not have to deal with bosses. It’s not that hard just look at us here at WCT! We started a blog a week ago and already bigger then Deadspin!
If all these “journalist” really cared then they would leave start a new website, but instead they just bitching and moaning to the same 150 twitter peeps. It’s the weirdest circle jerk in the history of circle jerks. MetsFan knows all about Circle Jerks, but that story is for a different day.
BUYING COUNTERFEIT YEEZYS MADE IN CHINA TO SUPPORT MAGA >>>>>>
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk are these kicks in x games mode? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SICK.
After a short discussion with one of the homies last night about how small Donald Trumps feet are (he claims to be a size 12, but I guarantee that’s bullshit), I stumbled upon a gold mine of Trump inspired fake sneaker FIRE.
Take the knock off Yeezy 350 boosts pictured above, them shits look like a $4000 custom, but they only cost $79 because they were made in a Chinese sweat shop using that goooooooood dirt cheap child labor. Is there anything more American than utilizing a communist country to crank out patriotic heat at a significant discount?? Whoever makes these knew Donny was taxing us heavy this year, so they knew that they had to use that SUPER cheap illegal labor to really hit that low cost price point. I mean they got all kinds of flavors available for the low:
Nothing like confirming your co sign for the president than lacing up some counterfeit foreign made yeezys am I right?! This the type of fire that the lib cucks of the world just don’t get, so cop up and show your American pride babyyyyy.
and if you don’t like these? Then get out of my god damn country.
White House is a must skip for Halloween route
Now WCT, doesn’t get political but had to address this. The latest in Trump’s viral presidency concerns Trump handing out candy to young children. Sweet, innocent, what could go possibly go wrong/weird. Let’s check the film. First off people aren’t even discussing how Trump skips over Spider-Man. Oh well, but then both Trump and Melanie place candy on top of the minion’s head. Poor kid. He even holds out his bag after. Tragic really. The top play here is there kid who has their bag open ready to snag the sliding candy. This kid is going places.
Lastly, what the heck is going on with Trump’s feet.
Is he wearing just socks? How could his feet possibly be that small? They look like a child’s compared to Melania. I can hardly see them from his suit pants. Not to mention,trumps suit game could land himself as a lottery pick in the 2003 NBA draft .
Overall, skipping 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue tomorrow night.
New emojis to make your social media unbearable
IOS 13.1 will be dropping soon which obviously means new emojis, 398 to be exact.
Obviously apple drops all the politically correct, gender neutral, and inclusive emojis, but we all know some emojis have more meaning than others
No male ego is safe.
For when your side piece hit you with a text essay that ends with “what are we”
Now that person in Med school you know won’t just talk about med school, they can emoji med school too
Basic white girls already writing their captions for their third tropical vacation this winter
This gonna be problematic.
WATER COOLER TALK 