Back before this MLB season kicked off Bryce Harper signed a $330 million deal to join the Philadelphia Phillies, ending a 6 year tenure with the Washington Nationals. How did the Nationals respond to losing their star player? WELL THEY SAID “lol FUCK THAT CLOWN” AND WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND WON A WORLD SERIES.
To Bryces credit he started the season off wanting to do just that (see tweet above), but joining your division rival to defeat them from within is a strange way to go about doing that.
Do you think Bryce is happy with his choices? Come on, that’s a clown question bro, of course he is, he made $330 million.