The early 2000s were a strange time for sneakers, with society entrenched in a brand new millennium, the trends of the time reflected a vision of the future, people were living in 2001 but DRIPPING LIKE IT WAS 2061. There was a lot of questionable shit that dropped at the time as brands provided theirContinue reading “YUNGER GOD AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL”

Quinquennial Drip: the greatest New Balance shoe ever made

“Mortgage the house,” is what New Balance told the consumer when they dropped the NB 1300 in 1985 for $130 ($282 today with inflation). By marketing the shoe as a luxury item, calling it “the very best running shoe ever made,” the shoe became a cult hit in the land where flexing high end goodsContinue reading “Quinquennial Drip: the greatest New Balance shoe ever made”


Supreme, the world famous New York based street wear brand, unveiled their Spring/Summer 2020 collection preview today, and hypebeasts everywhere are copping industrial sized bottles of hand lotion to privately celebrate these hhhhawwwwttt new jawnz. However my vision for this preview, specifically 2 items in particular, is far more forward thinking than these jawn hungryContinue reading “COPPING NOW TO FLEX ON YOUR KIDS LATER”


To our 5 British, 1 Canadian and 1 South African readers: FYI we have a presidential election here in the USA this year, and it’s going to be a fucking ZOOVIE. Whichever democratic candidate survives the 2020 democratic royal rumble will go on to face our current president Donald Trump, who is up for re-electionContinue reading “WCT ELECTION 2020 COVERAGE: JAWNZ EDITION”

SKEET SKEET SKEET: the 5 best Palace SP20 items

London based skateboarding behemoth Palace unveiled their full Spring 2020 collection today, let’s take a look at the 5 (I guess 6 if you’re a big math guy) items that are must cops…. #1: BARE STORAGE TRACKSUIT Alright technically this is 2 items, but copping one and not the other is just some wasteman shit.Continue reading “SKEET SKEET SKEET: the 5 best Palace SP20 items”

Fast & Furious 9: Tokyo Drift 2

🚨NOTE: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE FAST & FURIOUS 9 TRAILER 🚨 Now unless you’ve been living under a rock on some pink starfish shit, I’m sure you’ve at least heard that the trailer for the 9th install of the FAST SAGA (apparently what the Fast & Furious movies are called now) dropped onContinue reading “Fast & Furious 9: Tokyo Drift 2”


🚨NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW 🚨 Allan Saint-Maximin (the swaggiest footballer in the world) netted a game winning goal in extra time for Newcastle United yesterday to push them into the 4th round of the FA cup. How did Newcastle fans celebrate the late goal against oxford united?? WITH A LITTLE HELICOPTER DICK OF COURSE!Continue reading “DICKS OUT FOR THE MAGPIES”

Gritty is above the law

Back in November a Philadelphia Flyers season ticket holder alleged said teams mascot, the infamous GRITTY, “took a running start” and punched his 13 year old son during a fan photo event. The father, Chris Greenwell, went on to state Gritty “punched my son as hard as he could,” and that the Flyers organization triedContinue reading “Gritty is above the law”

WCT INVESTIGATES: “THE MACHINE” PT. 1: an introduction

The University of Alabama is a football powerhouse, the uncut gem in the crown that is the SEC, one of the oldest universities in the country and a school that is being run by an all powerful secret society known as “the machine.” This behind the scenes organization has their hands in everything from theContinue reading “WCT INVESTIGATES: “THE MACHINE” PT. 1: an introduction”