WHICH ONE OF YOU GEN Z BITCHES AT NIKE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Celtics player/turkeys least favorite basketball star, Enes Kanter, leaked what is is allegedly the Boston Celtics “city edition” jersey for this season. My first thoughts? Fire whichever fresh out of college Gen Z cuck decided the most storied/historic/celebrated squad in NBA history should wear these jerseys. I mean Jesus Christ, this isn’t Miami or Charlotte,Continue reading “WHICH ONE OF YOU GEN Z BITCHES AT NIKE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?”

eSports athletes often have the arms of someone 30 years their senior, why? BECAUSE THEY CANT STOP FUCKING FLEXING

Video games have come a long way from being every basement dwellers favorite past time, they are now played in Olympic sized stadiums in tournaments with prize pools that can eclipse $30 million, with people like Kevin Durant And Diddy dropping tons of money into eSports organizations, investing in the next big global phenomenon. WithContinue reading “eSports athletes often have the arms of someone 30 years their senior, why? BECAUSE THEY CANT STOP FUCKING FLEXING”

Zlatan ended his MLS career (Probably) in the Most Zlatan way possible

Following a 5-3 defeat to crosstown rivals LAFC in the craziest edition of the “El Traffico” derby yet, LA Galaxy star Zlatan Ibrahimovic left the opposing fans with one last gesture to remember him by: Zlatan is likely done in the MLS after 1.5 seasons of incredible goals and hilarious off the pitch statements, asContinue reading “Zlatan ended his MLS career (Probably) in the Most Zlatan way possible”

BEN SIMMONS IS STILL A COWARD

Listen, I understand this man banged in the paint all night last night (24p, 8r, 9a), and my beloved Cs were certainly having trouble stopping him from doing so…but this man is still afraid as fuck to shoot a 3 in a real NBA game. I mean god damn he’s certainly doing well for himselfContinue reading “BEN SIMMONS IS STILL A COWARD”

CONCEPTS AND NIKE MADE SNEAKERS FOR SNAKES

Listen, I think Concepts is one of the best sneaker stores on god’s green earth, and I take hella pride in the fact that they are Boston based, HOWEVER who thought it was a good idea to make sneakers for snakes? Above is an image of the upcoming Concepts x Nike Kyrie 5 “orion’s belt,”Continue reading “CONCEPTS AND NIKE MADE SNEAKERS FOR SNAKES”