London based skateboarding behemoth Palace unveiled their full Spring 2020 collection today, let’s take a look at the 5 (I guess 6 if you’re a big math guy) items that are must cops….
#1: BARE STORAGE TRACKSUIT
Alright technically this is 2 items, but copping one and not the other is just some wasteman shit. Imagine having that many pockets at your disposal?! I’d have 12 darts on me at all times, at least $80 in $1-$5 bills that I received as change from various transactions, 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon cards, and an industrial sized hand sanitizer bottle for when you lames dap me up in public. Can never have enough pockets, that’s just facts.
#2 MANTRA SHIRT
Birds love a man in a wacky button down in the summer months, and Buddhist chicks will especially love your drip in this spicy lil number. Wacky button down just screams “I am proper enough to wear a collared shirt, BUT BET YOUR ASS ILL DROP ACID AND CRUSH SOME MAD DOG 20/20’s curbside in FiDi on a Saturday afternoon in July.” Invest before this trend is over by end of summer 2020.
#3 STASH BIER
Modeled after a CLASSIC Kronenbourg 1664 blanc beer (if you don’t know what that is, get there and learn some culture), what appears to be an unopened brew is actually a stash tin for whatever you would like to hide inside. Mine would have 12 more darts and an additional Blue Eyes white Dragon I couldn’t fit in my bare pockets trackie.
#4 DARTBOARD
Drunk in your basement with the lads on a Saturday night with nothing to do? Better break out the pointy baby arrows and toss em at this fucker here. Who doesn’t love darts? Who doesn’t love frosty beers? Cop up and impress all visitors with your classy taste in bar games.
#5 DOG TOY
Listen I don’t have a dog and I am 1000000% a cat guy, adding this to the list because of the copy writing, I mean god damn that’s hilarious copy. Whoever does this shit for palace deserves all the quid, what a cheeky motherfucker.
Palace Spring 2020 dates:
LAUNCHING IN-STORE AND ONLINE
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 14TH
11:00AM GMT 11:00AM EST 8:00AM PST
IN-STORE AND ONLINE IN JAPAN
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 15TH 11:00AM JST
WATER COOLER TALK 