“Idk fam just slap a Dior swoosh on that muthafucka”

Last night in America’s cocaine capital, Miami, Kim Jones unveiled Dior’s FW2020 collection. The show has caught media attention this morning for a few reasons: Kimmy K looking brazy in 3 different colors of python, the Shawn Stussy collab and the unveiling of the long rumored Dior X Jordan 1 collab. Today we will focusContinue reading ““Idk fam just slap a Dior swoosh on that muthafucka””

Get ya bitch some Bathing Ape

Sick of dressing in rare Japanese garments and not being able to match with your dog while doing so? Fam don’t even sweat it, legendary streetwear behemoth A Bathing Ape (Bape for short) has got your covered these days. Baby Milo Towels for dog? They got em. Bape camo doggie vests with a plush babyContinue reading “Get ya bitch some Bathing Ape”

Do you like Fanta? If you said yes, do you like being a fucking Nazi?

To all my Fanta soda heads: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Fanta was invited by Nazis for Nazis (kind of). It all started during the sequel to the Great War, which most call World War 2, when the Coca Cola Company pulled a super patriotic move (which was aidedContinue reading “Do you like Fanta? If you said yes, do you like being a fucking Nazi?”

WCT 2019 GAME OF THE YEAR: FRIDAY THE 13TH THE GAME

Listen, I know this game came out in 2017, but it was just free with Xbox live gold last month SOOOOOOOOOOOO count it! Me and das homies had been looking for an online game to play together, we thought it would be the new COD, but that has been extremely underwhelming lately, so we haveContinue reading “WCT 2019 GAME OF THE YEAR: FRIDAY THE 13TH THE GAME”

TOTTENHAM IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES: LETS KICK THEM WHILE THERE DOWN EDITION

Swish already wrote a sad blog about Tottenham sacking the best manager of his lifetime, and bringing in the “special one” Jose Mourihno, you can scroll down to read it. However I feel you, our valued readers, need to hear a non-Tottenham fans perspective on the situation. So let’s get started: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A JOKEContinue reading “TOTTENHAM IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES: LETS KICK THEM WHILE THERE DOWN EDITION”

South Dakota: “METH, WE’RE ON IT.”

South Dakota launched a new ad campaign to combat growing meth use in the state, let’s take a look at some of their ads below: …..that is quite the attention grabbing slogan huh? I mean I get what they are saying, but this approach? Idkkkkkk about this one chief. I mean sure the slogan makesContinue reading “South Dakota: “METH, WE’RE ON IT.””

The Bengals are going to be responsible for this mans death

Jeff Lanham has been living on the roof of his bar in Cincinnati since the Bengals loss to the Arizona Cardinals on 10/6/19. He made a joke bet with friends that if the Bengals lost that day, he would live on the roof until they won a game, and as of today, 11/18/19, they haveContinue reading “The Bengals are going to be responsible for this mans death”

Joe Burrow isn’t even a Bengal yet and he already hates Cincinnati

Swish alluded to this previously, but I’ll confirm it for our readers now: back in 1999 I made the worst decision of my life, I chose to become a Bengals fan. Whether due to my fierce loyalty or my brain being wired incorrectly, I have stuck with this god awful franchise for the last 20Continue reading “Joe Burrow isn’t even a Bengal yet and he already hates Cincinnati”