***LIGHT SPOILERS BELOW***
Recently, me and the #boyz decided we needed a new game to play online, mainly because bob the builder simulators like “Fortnite” don’t really do it for us. Collectively we decided the new Call of Duty, a soft reboot of the classic Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare, would be the game to unite us on the servers. While I waited for the homies to either A) download the game or B)stop using their Xbox as a “Netflix machine,” I decided to test out the campaign, which I found to be uhhhhhhh VERY FUCKED UP.

Granted the title of this game is “modern warfare,” so I knew what I was signing up for, but it still did not prepare me for the visuals ahead. You see the campaign mainly focuses on stopping terrorists from spreading terror and murdering innocent people, quite literally taking you through hyper realistic scenarios (inspired by real life events) in which you are forced to watch these evil people commit mass murder. By the end of the 4th mission you will have seen many people be gunned down in a hyper realistic terrorist attack on Piccadilly Circus, resistance fighters hung from a crane for war crimes and a child shot in the back after watching his father die. You’ll revert to the last checkpoint to try and stop these events from occurring, but you won’t be able to, the game wants to set the tone of how fucked up these bad guys are, and they really do a good job of doing it.

The thing is, this added realism has only made me more enthralled by the story, as it has a “this is Very real, this actually happens” feel to it. Yes it’s fucked up, but war is fucked up, terrorism is fucked up and if we are going to play games like this, they might as well show you how it really goes down.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the bar thinking about how I couldn’t save that kid in Urzikstan, SMFH.

PS: big ups the brave men and women that fight around the world every day trying to stop the real life versions of these events from occurring.

Slam magazine the official sponsor of the Slam Hawks NBL team that signed Lamelo this summer is officially selling Lamelo hawks jerseys

The jersey went on sale yesterday and China has already ravaged through the Small and Mediums, however they’re are some other sizes still in stock. GET YO MERCH

Tryna impress that girl in your Biology lecture? Rock one of these to the next day drink at the quad and it’ll be game over.

People think Lamelo could get his own signature sneaker this season before he’s NBA eligible. Would be fire to stroll through campus with the matching kicks.

Lamelo is averaging 13 and 6 and his draft stock is allegedly sky rocketing potentially to number 1 pick, or Lavar is spinning his wheels again. The kid can’t even beat out Aaron Brooks in the starting lineup.

You uhhhhhhhhhhh HATE TO SEE IT.

Seems like Swish’s cold streak and his article on Deion Sanders finally pushed some readers over the edge. So far I’ve personally enjoyed all of the content he has provided, but it seems like the college football heads don’t.

Is it because he has a big ND boner? Is it because his mystery links got this reader in trouble at the job? Or is this reader just sipping some CFB hardo edition haterade?

keep that head on swivel Swish you beautiful bastard, oh and remember: Jeffery Epstein was murdered.

This morning, NYC’s favorite skate/street wear brand SUPREME unveiled the latest installment in their long running collaborative effort with Nike: a trio of “made in Italy” air max 95’s.

Thats right kid, these jawnz were “made in Italy” using that gggggggoooooooooooddddd Leather, something Nike first did with the AM95 back in the early 2000s. Dressed in black, blue and red, all with black midsoles, these lux kicks will set you back $500 at retail. LMAO HALF A RACK BABYYYYY, but hey at least they come with that cool Italy hang tag right??

Let’s be real about 2 things here:

1. Are these actually made in Italy? Probably not, as most of the time you see any “made in ___” the materials for the shoe were sourced from the country mentioned but assembled in a cheap Asian factory (like these probably were) or vice versa (New Balance “made in the USA” shoes are just finished/assembled in America, with most parts coming from cheap overseas factories).
2. if these lacked “supreme” branding, they would collect dust on a sales wall before being shipped to your local outlet, ain’t nobody paying $500 for a red/black GR.

stay woke out there kids, and remember Jeffery Epstein was murdered.

Halfway through the Browns inevitable loss to the Broncos yesterday, the NFL requested both Jarvis Landry and Odell Beckham jr. change their cleats for the second half, or they would not be allowed to play. Their reasoning for this was because the color of the cleats did not fit within NFL rules. The footwear policy in the N(o)F(un)L(eague) states that players are allowed to wear custom cleats for warmups, but need to switch to team colored cleats for the actual game, but yesterday Jarvis and OBJ ignored this rule, so let’s walk through each cleat and determine why the NFL wanted them changed (besides the obvious color issue):

JARVIS LANDRY JOKER CUSTOMS

Jarvis rocked a custom pair inspired by both the current box office smash “the joker” (right foot) and previous box office smash “the dark knight” (left foot). While we all know the footwear choice is appropriate for a joke of a franchise like the Browns, Godell probably got a phone call from some concerned conservative owners in the league who were thinking the vibe of the footwear was a little too disturbing for the young viewers at home, and demanded a change. “These here shoes feel too school shootery to me Roger, can’t have the fans attacking the NRA again, also UT should never wear cool alt jerseys at home, it’s orange or nothing, tell those students to fuck off,” is probably how the call went.

OBJ GOLD NIKE CUSTOMS

Issue here is real easy to spot, why would you wear gold cleats when your team is 2-6?? That ain’t no fucking gold standard Odell, let’s stick to the brown and orange numbers until you start playing well, okay?

Regardless of how you feel about the NFL’s footwear rules, we can all agree on 1 thing: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by the Clintons.