He is finally off of the roof

They did it, the Bengals finally won a god damn game, meaning Jeff Lanham, the man who pledged to stay on the roof of his bar until they did just that, can finally come down.

I already blogged all about this, thinking the Bengals would kill him due to their horrific play, but it turns out the Jets are absolute fucking trash, and a big game from Cincys finest ensured he’ll be ripping farts in his own bed moving forward.

all in all Jeff spent 57 days living on his bars roof nearly 24/7, as he would only ever leave the roof briefly to shower/shit in his establishments second floor bathroom. He spent the other 23.5 hours a day in his underwear in a sleeping bag next to a heater watching Netflix.

Redemption for Jeff and all Bengals fans

the moral of this story? THE BENGALS ARE FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYYY.

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