TOTTENHAM IS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES: LETS KICK THEM WHILE THERE DOWN EDITION

Swish already wrote a sad blog about Tottenham sacking the best manager of his lifetime, and bringing in the “special one” Jose Mourihno, you can scroll down to read it. However I feel you, our valued readers, need to hear a non-Tottenham fans perspective on the situation. So let’s get started:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A JOKE OF A FUCKING CLUB. Let’s look at the facts here: yes Mauricio Pochettino did bring spurs to the champions league final last year, but during his entire tenure at Tottenham he won exactly ZERO trophies. Tottenham fans will have you thinking this motherfucker is Jesus Christ reincarnated, when in reality he was just a better version of former Bengals coach Marvin Lewis, and he leaves North London with nothing but “what ifs” and “almosts” to show for it.

Poch takes one last look at all of the trophies he won at Tottenham before leaving

Now moving on to their new manager, Jose Mourihno, here were swish’s thoughts: “Poch has been done dirty. This man did something the last five years that Jose could never do.” Hmmmmmmmm does he forget that Jose has won many, many trophies? Including the 2004 champions league trophy with fucking PORTO, Jose has done more than Poch ever will, though that was the old Jose. The new JOSE Mourihno is scorched earther, his MO lately has been to show up at clubs, change everything about them and leave a massive pile of trash when he departs within 2 years. Spurs fans thought this season was going poorly? Boy oh boy is about to get worse.

What I can agree with Swish on is that Tottenhams management is a fucking joke for this move, after dumping all of their money into an NFL stadium, and refusing to sign new players for nearly an entire year, firing the man that got you to the UCL final last May is the cherry on top of the shit show.

Tottenham fans however need to realize they support a club that has always been tiny, unlike their far superior European giant neighbors, England’s best club: Arsenal. You see Arsenal might be struggling right now sure, but they are a club with rich history, they know how to win trophies and it’s only a matter of time before they get back into form. Spurs on the other hand simply don’t know how to win, sure they’ll put the pressure on but they don’t know how to get it done, it’s their history and they are a long way away from changing that. Maybe these pictures can motivate them:

Arsenals unbeaten “invincibles” squad celebrates winning the league AT Tottenhams old stadium, White Hart Lane.
Sol Campbell celebrating winning the premier league with Arsenal in 01-02, the season AFTER he left Tottenham because he wanted to actually win something

To summarize: it’s going to get worse at Tottenham before it gets better. Mind that fucking gap.

North London is RED

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