The internet is full of losers and you can’t replicate speed: PATS GOT CAUGHT AGAIN EDITION

Listen, I hate to beat a dead horse, but the Pats need to cut this shit out. What do they need to cut out? GETTING CAUGHT SO FUCKING EASILY OF COURSE. Yesterday the Patriots were once again accused of spying on another team in the NFL, this time they were allegedly stealing the 1-12 CincinnatiContinue reading “The internet is full of losers and you can’t replicate speed: PATS GOT CAUGHT AGAIN EDITION”

A news headline from 2022: Joe “big dick” Burrow leads the Bengals to back to back Super Bowls

DID YALL SEE JOE BURROW RUN FUCKING TRAIN ON GEORGIA LAST WEEKEND? SSSSSSHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHH dat boi can sling the fuggin rock like you read about. Burrow finished with 347 yards on 27-of-37 passing and four touchdowns, looking like fucking Jesus Christ in the flesh to all Bengals fans. Following yet another loss to the Browns andContinue reading “A news headline from 2022: Joe “big dick” Burrow leads the Bengals to back to back Super Bowls”

Social Media trends: “look at my taste in music, FUCKING LOOK AT IT” edition

So last night Spotify dropped their “wrapped” feature for premium users, which breaks down your most listened to artists/tracks from not only 2019, but the entire decade that is coming to a close. Naturally this mornings social media wave has been people posting the results of their wrapped, in what is essentially a dick measuringContinue reading “Social Media trends: “look at my taste in music, FUCKING LOOK AT IT” edition”

TBT: ‘92 Cubs Dream Season*

Everyone knows the story of the magical ‘92 Cubs season that won them a World Series. Led by Henry Rowengartner, a 12 year old relief pitcher and closer who threw 100+ mph gas, and Chet Rocket Steadman who’s mid seasons revival was historic, the cubs went on to claim the division in the last gameContinue reading “TBT: ‘92 Cubs Dream Season*”