So last night Spotify dropped their “wrapped” feature for premium users, which breaks down your most listened to artists/tracks from not only 2019, but the entire decade that is coming to a close.
Naturally this mornings social media wave has been people posting the results of their wrapped, in what is essentially a dick measuring contest of musical taste. “LOOK AT ALL THESE INDIE BANDS I LISTEN TO, FATHER JOHN MISTY FUCKING SLAPS, I BUMPED HIS SHIT FOR 37 HOURS IN 2019”- one of your HS classmates who is now the Visual Merchandising lead for your local urban outfitters store (probably) when posting their wrapped breakdown.
There is nothing wrong with posting your results on social, but just be prepared for judgement from music snobs. For example if I saw you post J Cole as your #1 artist for the decade, I would assume you like your sneakers dusty, but also have a mean jump shot. You see, judging other people’s taste in music is a very child like thing to do, take it from me, a reformed hater of all things I didn’t enjoy listening to (Taylor Swift can still eat a dick tho), and you should ALWAYS ignore the haters, bumping what you want all the god damn time. Now with that said, please allow me to FLEX MY FUCKING MUSICAL GENIUS BELOW:
All I’m really trying to get at is enjoy what you like, and if you want to flex nuts, then flex em, just be prepared for people like 2009 me to ROAST THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR WHACK ASS TASTE, because there are still a lot of them out there.
PS: Ska music is fucking trash, please go smoke your dirt weed elsewhere you checkerboard vans wearing, trombone blowing, mighty mighty FUCKS.
PSS: yes, this entire article was simply a setup for me to share my wrapped results, and you fell right into my fucking trap lol.
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