eSports athletes often have the arms of someone 30 years their senior, why? BECAUSE THEY CANT STOP FUCKING FLEXING

Faker (the Michael Jordan of League of legends) in the Air Jordan 4 black/red and Effort to his left in the Nike x Clot Zoom Haven

Video games have come a long way from being every basement dwellers favorite past time, they are now played in Olympic sized stadiums in tournaments with prize pools that can eclipse $30 million, with people like Kevin Durant And Diddy dropping tons of money into eSports organizations, investing in the next big global phenomenon.

With all that cash you already know that players are getting their piece of the bag, with deals for the biggest stars in games like League of Legends ranging from $900k-$2.5 Million per year, BEFORE tournament winnings. If you think that’s brazy, following their big win at the Dota 2 world championship (known as the international), each player on Team OG is set to make $6.5 million this year after their salaries/winnings are added up. That’s right, 7 fucking digits playing computer games, maybe the 2nd coolest job possible after backup NFL QB. So what do these eSports athletes do with all that scrilla? Cop fucking HEAT for flexing on stage of course!

Defending League of Legends world champions Invictus Gaming in matching Nike Adapt Huaraches, the swoosh’s latest self lacing sneaker ($496 on StockX)

You see, eSports are unique from other sports because there is zero physical contact, with players simply sitting in front of their monitors battling it out in the virtual world rather than the grass field. This setup allows for these athletes to wear whatever the fuck they want on their feet, you know since they’ll just be sitting, and they do not disappoint.

Invictus Gaming at the 2018 LOL world championships in everything from Gucci sneakers to Balenciaga Triple S’s to off white x Nike blazers, SHEEEEESH.

Super hype kicks tend to dominate every eSports stage regardless of the game, and you can chalk this up to the continent of Asia’s penchant for being ridiculously nasty at video games and flexing rare expensive jawnz every chance they get. Balenciaga’s super chunky (and also very fucking heavy) triple S sneaker, which retails for $975, was the hottest on stage look for most of the Overwatch league Players and also the go to shoe for all of the hyped Chinese League of Legends LPL teams, before they league signed an exclusive on stage deal with Nike to start 2019.

The Balenciaga Triple S, the footwear choice that screams “yeah I just made $2 million playing video games, fuck off boomer!”

You’ll see everything from rare Jordan’s to the latest from Gucci on stage at any given time, with teams often coordinating fire kicks to add cohesiveness to their fits. Just look at Team Liquid shining in these Jordan 9s (MJ is an investor in their organization):

eSports may be frowned upon by your more traditional sports fan, but they are here to stay, and they are here to flex all over your other favorite league.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we started to see major footwear manufacturers start pumping out signature kicks for these eSports athletes in the very near future.

Now someone tell these kids they need to ice their arms after on stage games, because the flexing is just incredible.

Where were you when Boobs were flashed at the World Series?

The miracle on ice, the helmet catch, the shot heard around the world, these moments are iconic and are the epitome of where were you moments. Sunday night, October 27th Game 5 of the 2019 World Series, is another where were you moment.

Bottom of the seventh, two outs, 3-2 count, and two women flash their breasts for the world to see.

Anyone else in their head has the waterboy voice talking about Vicki’s nice boobs?

For the next 20 or so minutes Twitter were not fighting with each other, it didn’t matter what side of the political isle, all that matter were those boobs. The World was at peace because of boobs. It was one of the most beautiful moments in Twitter history. Thank you to these lovely ladies for showing your boobs to millions of people.

P.S. MLB are a bunch of losers for banning these girls! Those girls were more entertaining then anything that has happen in this boring World Series!

Tiger wins 82nd event, receives Dyson Fan

Tiger won his 82nd PGA tour event, a historic win as he tied Sam Snead for most all time. He won in dominant fashion at the ZOZO championship held in Japan this weekend. The inaugural ZOZO championship held a solid field including Tiger, Matsyu, Rory, JT amongst others. for such an historic win at an historic event no better award then the circle Dyson fan that defies logic. Don’t think I’ll ever understand how this fan works but what a trophy to behold. Congrats to the Big Cat enjoy the fan this fall.

Baker butt hurt by OBJ burn

2019 Offseason Super Bowl MVP, Baker Mayfield appeared to be a little jelly over his star wide receivers post game gift to the one and only Tom Brady, a true and noble QB. A fresh custom pair of OBJ’s cleat made with goat hair (nice touch). A true 1 of 1. Maybe 2 of 2 now. Baker will likely make some wise ass remarks how his WRs have been brainwashed by Colin Cowherd to dislike him and not give him shiny shoes. Stick to commercials Baker.

NBA Bricked Fits… WEEK 1

Pray for Kemba

What’s up WCT, I’m back again with more fashion talk. For those of you that are not well versed in fashion, you may know how glorified it has become on social media. In addition, you may even be crazy enough to look up to your favorite NBA players’ off court looks… WELL I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NBA PLAYERS CANT FUCKING DRESS.

Ever since the NBA enforced a dress code and social media has grown, NBA tunnel fits have been a growing topic of conversation. Little do these players know, that money can not buy taste.

Lets take a look at this idiot Kemba Walker… not only has he never played in a relevant NBA game, but he continues to represent the BRONX with the most GARBAGE FITS IN THE LEAGUE. Look at your man here flexing this trey nine blood red trench coat, with your favorite fashion nova men nut hugger trousers…. Not only does Kemba look like your favorite European thot that just got off the boat and hit up her favorite Saks off 5th, but he can’t even use his millions of dollars to buy some hard bottoms?!

While I understand that NBA players love their kicks, use your fucking head. Kemba had the audacity to top the fit off with some red Jordan 9s that are currently collecting dust at your local Nike outlet. So not only will Kemba help the Celtics get smoked by the Sixers or Bucks in the playoffs, but he will do so in a fit that is about as good as his OG Charlotte Bobcats roster.

Keep it in the family

To kick off a weekend of EPL football action, Leicester City stomped Southampton 9-0 last night in a game that tied the record for largest margin of victory in premier league history.

Who was in net for that Leicester City side that allowed them to tie that record by keeping a clean sheet? None other than Danish brick wall Kasper Schmeichel, whose father, the legendary Peter Schmeichel, also did just that for Man U back in 1995 against a bum ass Ipswich side. I mean god damn, talk about a statistic, what are the odds that something like this happens? 1 in 6,000,000,000,000,000? I assume the Schmeichel house was made entirely out of brick to instill that mentality into a young Kasper growing up, turning him into the spitting image of his father, blonde hair and blocked shots galore, I mean remember shit he was doing in the World Cup?

Gooodddd dammnnnn

The most brazy part about the above stat is that it’s not the first time this father son duo has done something like this, via Kasper’s Wikipedia:

On 2 May 2016, he won the Premier League title at 29 years of age, the same age and same calendar day when his father won Manchester United’s first such title in 1993. On both occasions, the respective teams (Manchester United and Leicester City) clinched the titles by nearest rivals (Aston Villa and Tottenham Hotspur) not winning.[75]The Schmeichels became the only biological father and son to win the Premier League, as well as being in the same position to do so.

I’m over here having a beer with my Dad and they’re over there winning EPL titles and shit, as is their family tradition. True Danish royalty.

The Friday Five

Let’s be real here, gambling is the best! I love it, I crave it, I just don’t understand how people don’t like to gamble to be honest. Like every gambler I know, I believe in these three things…A. Vegas always knows! 2. Never bet an under to a game you attend and D. I know sports therefore it is impossible for me not to win every game I bet.

So since I am a great gambler and definitely wont lose this weekend here are my top 5 fav college football games this wwwjend

1. Kansas State +23.5

OU will win but the curse of the broken wagon will cause KState to cover. Plus the game is at noon and tough place to win on the road at noon.

2. UConn/Umass over 62.5

Both teams stink but both will score. This a game you just put in and don’t watch and cash out.

3. Texas -1

Sometimes you know you are going into a trap but you don’t care because you just have to it’s too appetizing. No way TCU hangs here Texas in a route

4. Michigan State +6

Classic trap game for Penn State here. They are looking ahead to Ohio State. This is a field goal game so I’ll take the points. You can sprinkle money line if you are crazy

5. Notre Dame -1

This is my slam dunk put the house pick. Notre Dame are really really good, but Vegas does not know how good yet. This is the week you can outsmart Vegas! I know my first rule was Vegas always knows, but guess what they don’t know more then me! Michigan stinks Notre Dame is good this is just easy

Hardo Tik Tok HS football star shows off the swag

Tik tok isn’t my favorite place in the world but often provides viral entertaining cringe worthy videos. Example A: this goldy locks HS football player who thinks he’s got all the “swag” on the grid iron. Glad to see swag is still HS lingo.

Let’s dive a little deeper into Tye Mandell game stats, a junior in a Michigan HS. His mom probably won’t appreciate this but this what you get when you post on tik tok.

First off, 0 star recruit yikes. Appears this kid gets some burn but not much in a tight matchup weak stat line but still an L for the squad and for his night. 3 carries though not too shabby.

Another L for Tye.

Next game huge L for the Fire Mason meaning we are getting some garbage time snaps boy!

Get the reps up kid then you can post on Tik tok.

Zlatan ended his MLS career (Probably) in the Most Zlatan way possible

Following a 5-3 defeat to crosstown rivals LAFC in the craziest edition of the “El Traffico” derby yet, LA Galaxy star Zlatan Ibrahimovic left the opposing fans with one last gesture to remember him by:

Zlatan is likely done in the MLS after 1.5 seasons of incredible goals and hilarious off the pitch statements, as he has been linked with a move back to Europe (Most recently with Serie A side Napoli) to end his legendary career.

Zlatan leaving with a crotch grab is very much in character for the man who once kicked a teammate in the face at Ajax to celebrate a big win, told Paris Saint Germain fans he would stay in Paris only if the Eiffel Tower was renamed Zlatan tower and forced a move out of Barcelona after publicly threatening to beat then manager Pep Guardiola’s ass.

Yes you can add this event to the long list of controversial things he has done in his career, but don’t get it twisted, it’s incidents like this that only add to the legend.

Zlatan being Zlatan is why we love him, never change king.

PS: here is what Zlatan had to say about his future in the MLS/the MLS in general after the game:

“This could be my last game. Let’s see what happens. Is that more important than who is winning the MLS [Cup]? Yes, yes it is,” later adding, “Imagine if I don’t play in the MLS. Who will you talk about then?”

“When you play, you want to get credit back for when you’re playing. … I did my best. I think everybody did their best. What happens next year, I don’t know. If I stay, I think for MLS it’s good because the whole world will watch it. If I don’t stay, nobody will remember what MLS is.”

Is he wrong? Kinda, but also not really.