A .org?! ARE WE A NON PROFIT NOW?! NOPE, WE COULD NOT BE MORE PRO PROFIT, THE GOOD DOMAINS WERE ALREADY TAKEN.

With that said, I’m sure you’re wondering where we have been for over a month?? Well, we’ve been plotting this .org return, stacking blogs and preparing lots of additional content for the future.

Our little BETA test is over, this is the start of a brand new journey for this website, so I’d like to welcome all of our new readers, and say ayyy wagwan to our returning ones.
should any of you new heads want to read any of our old content, just keep scrolling, as there is lots of heat below.

Watercoolertalk.org is going to be a place where you can your daily dose of news, and hopefully get a laugh in while doing so. I hope you find something you like in the content below and the content to come, LETS HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN!

Bi-Daily dose of things you might have missed yesterday in order to drop facts in the cube at the cooler

Massachusetts Fire Officials had to issue a public warning for Tik Tok users not to fuck with outlets

• “The Outlet Challenge” has become a viral Tik Tok sensation as tweenie boppers record themselves sliding pennies behind a partially plugged in phone charger into an outlet for the purpose of producing sparks, damage to the electrical system, or even fires. Massachusetts currently has three reported incidents, two most notably occurring at schools such as Plymouth where the two kids were charged with attempted arson and $1,200 fine (sheesh) and Westford High where the stunt forced an evacuation, (solid scheme to avoid that 4^th period Spanish test). SMH Tik Tok, someone please resurrect Vine for the sake of humanity.

Mike Bloomberg does not know how to pet dogs

• A clip has surfaced of Democratic Presidential Candidate and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg greeting a dog while campaigning in VT. Instead of petting this good doggo like a normal civilized human being, Bloomberg literally shakes his face as if it’s a handshake. What the actual fuck? I’m sure the dog is more than capable of shaking paws if that’s what Bloomberg really wants, poor communication from the candidate. Bloomberg just made Howard Dean’s 2004 campaign look promising. 0/10 would vote but 10/10 would pet that doggo.

Dom Toretto is back in teaser trailer for Fast and Furious 9

• Vin Diesel’s legendary character, Dom Toretto, is back as Fast and Furious 9 released a 60 teaser trailer highlighting a relationship between Dom and his young son. Back to basics baby, Vin Diesel and Fast Furious, living life one quarter mile at a time, none of this Calvin and Hobbs fast and furious bs. The 9^th installment will be a sequel to 2017’s Fate and the Furious. Full trailer drops January 31st. Just what 2020 needs, a original screen play with family values.

Twitter attempted to cancel Dua Lipa as #DuaLipaIsOverParty trended on twitter after she was seen throwing bills at strippers at a Grammy’s after party

• Of course, the twitter brigade tried to bring down the queen Dua Lipa claiming her strip club antics were hypocritical to her female empowerment message earlier at Sunday’s Grammy awards. Dua was seen tossin stacks and making it rain as strippers twerked in front of her and her group. Dua Lipa stans quickly rushed to her defense. Let my girl live.
• Unrelated: Still baffled by this pop star named “Dua Lipa.” Name sounds like a college party trick for chew “I’m gonna pack a bomb…yo that’s sick I’m gonna pack a dua lipa…..duuude no way”

Antonio Brown freed from house arrest

• Florida judge freed Antonio Brown of house arrest while he awaits trial for an altercation with a moving company. Per Brown’s Instagram live he stated “I’m about to get this taken off. I am free to go.” Brown had to turn in his passport and his not allowed to possess weapons or ammunition while submitting to mental health and drug testing. Thank goodness. AB tweeted out the location of his fitness facility in Fort Lauderdale saying he will be training if anyone wants to join. Need an AB appearance in Miami ASAP. Super Bowl week too boring.

Mamba Mentality

• After a blowout loss in Portland, Kobe took everyone on the teams Kobe’s because they were too soft to wear it. R.I.P 24

Last night HBO’s The Watchmen ended its 9 episode run with a banger of a finale, tying up all loose ends and sticking the landing on the best show of the year.

I won’t spoil anything in this post, outside of the fact that unfortunately we did not get to see a naked blue John Cena like rumors said we would.

All episodes are now available to binge on HBO GO, and like I said, easily show of the year NQ.

Last night it was announced the The Feds have dropped all charges against rapper 6ix9ine making him a free man who will be released from custody Wednesday

They may have dropped the charges, but the Feds just gave this man a death wish as they announced the day he will get out for all the people he snitched on.

This guy has too many dumb face tattoos that witness protection is not possible, good luck to this guy, another young rapper dead 💀

Hot Dogs are an international favorite, from the ballparks of America to the streets of Korea and whatever the fuck they are doing in Norway, everyone around the world loves to snack on hot Wieners.

Food Republic dropped this BANGER of a chart breaking down the regional versions of hot dogs from around the world:

Let’s take a closer look at a few of them below:

JAPAN: these artsy motherfuckers ditch the bun in favor of something far more unique, a dog sliced to look like an octopus. I used to make these exact same dogs over campfires and call them spider dogs, but Japan keeps it extra classy by adding in some eyes and a mouth. Great execution, would definitely try.

SEATTLE: first of all where i’m from you would NEVER call a bratwurst in a bun a hot dog, but based off of the ingredients here I don’t think Seattle gives even a remote fuck about the rules. Cream cheese?! On a hot dog!!?? Honestly it’s probably better than it sounds and I am a sucker for fresh jalapeños, but Siracha is extremely overrated. Would try for sure.

NORWAY: a fucking tortilla AND ketchup on a dog?! I’m convinced this regional variety was invented by a child, or at the very least a college freshman with zero cooking skills AKA the type of motherfucker to forget to add water to his easy Mac so it catches fire leading to a 2am dorm exit for everybody after the fire alarm goes off (to the 2010-2011 Uhart Stevens hall residents, that was MY bad). Would never ever try for very obvious reasons, keep ketchup off my dog you fucking baby.

KOREA: now this I can get behind, a corn dog with a French fry outer layer?! Sign me the fuck up, as a matter of fact me and the boyz just crushed 80 $1 beers at Coogans, so get me 20 of these STAT. Maybe the only time ketchup is acceptable on a hot dog for someone over the age of 12.

All in all it seems like you can find a hot variety of wieners anyone in the world, but fuck you if you put Ketchup on your dogs, you wee lil baby fuck.

Now swish and Yung God (not really sure what Metsfan does around here) have provided their takes on the Patriots over this week, however I think its only fitting I take over in this department and dissect the situation, without bias of course. I was going to wait for the NFL to comment but who knows when that will be. In order to understand the present, we must understand the past.

2007 Spygate, words that give Patriot fans headaches and rival team fans pure jubilation as they think they have an excuse to defend their team’s ineptness.

September 13th 2007, The New England Patriots were caught filming New York Jets defensive coaches from an illegal area (The New York Jets sideline). The rule states that video recording devices are not permitted during the game on the field, coach’s box, or locker room. All video shooting locations must be enclosed on all sides with a roof overhead. Belichick claims he misinterpreted the rules and thought sideline footage could not be used for analysis or decoding during that specific game. Sounds like an honest mistake. This photo describes spy gate in more simpler terms.

The Patriots were not illegally filming practices or walkthroughs or what not or what every talking head thinks they were doing. Days before the Patriots 2008 Super Bowl appearance, The Boston Herald ran an inaccurate story from an “unnamed source” saying that the Patriots filmed the STL Rams walkthrough prior to the Patriots first Super Bowl win. For what reason? To sell newspapers. (The paper declared bankruptcy in 2017.) The Herald redacted their incorrect and false story and apologized months later. ESPN however ran with the story and let cry baby Marshall Faulk believe he and his team didn’t lose to a double-digit underdog on their own. Every news and media acted like the Patriots committed murder (Hernandez was an independent contractor) ESPN didn’t correct their story until 2015, 7 years later through a quick message during their 1:30 am broadcast.

Anyway, I digress, Belichick and the Patriots apologized and took their punishment and destroyed all tapes. (However, Goodell did hold a meeting with the media to show the famous spygate tapes and everyone concluded it was nothing or just “coaches being coaches” but it was too late the damage was done and the story was set.) Belichick was fined $500,000 (highest fine of an NFL coach to date), the Patriots were fined $250,000 and docked a first-round pick (which could have turned into Matt Forte). Why is this such a high punishment for a seemingly rather insignificant offense? (So, insignificant that “yourteamcheats.com” rated 2007 spygate as 2.5 cameras out of 5, not joking) Honestly, not sure, The NFL prides itself on parity, the Pats dynasty was in full form and about embark on an undefeated regular season and playoff push towards another SB. Also, Goodell could have been pissed that Belichick tried to push the boundaries after he sent the league a memo in 2016 stating “videotaping of any type including but not limited to taping of an opponent’s offensive or defensive signals is prohibited on the sidelines.” I could write a book on this controversy but let’s focus on the now.

Monday, all is well until Zac Taylor winds down his weekly losing Monday press conference. The Bengal’s radio color commentator Dave Lapham (essentially the Scott Zolak of the Bengals) asked about the incident with the patriots in the press box and sparked the frenzy that is spy gate 2.0 or what I am referring to as “Benghalzi” (lets get more creative with our controversy naming.) After what seemed to be brushed off in a quick 5 minute twitter scandal as a common miscommunication between teams, the media cycle stirred up harder as “@DiannaESPN” picked up the story and started running, as well as formal ESPN networks and other new sources to likely inspire a statement from the Patriots organization who took ownership of the mistake. So, as we stand now, we know several things. We know the Patriots were granted film access by the Browns (the Bengals and NFL were unaware) to the Browns Bengals 12/8 football game and hired an independent film crew in order to shoot a Do you job documentary web series on advance scouts. We also know that a Bengals staffer saw the Patriots employee filming and reported him to NFL security on the scene where his footage was confiscated. “Dianna from ESPN” has a “source” that claims the Patriots filmmaker shot 8 minutes of uninterrupted footage of the Bengals sideline and specifically coaches throughout the first quarter. Now, I would love to believe ESPN but its nearly 2020 and we know the ESPN spin machine (see example above regarding Rams walk through.) Now quick peek into this unbiased ESPN reporter’s twitter came up very anti pats and very pro Steelers. Please see below for a series of tweets she liked Sunday into Monday.

Hmm. Interesting, I think someone has an agenda.

Not one favorable patriots like anywhere and then more of this…

Now I wanted to wait until the NFL released more information, a statement, and punishment regarding the situation, but we all know how that played out with Deflategate (a story for another day). The patriots were first to admit their mistake and took responsibility for the incident. Now no one really knows if filming coaches is truly illegal or not as the 2007 rules show. I think it is safe to assume you are not allowed to film coaches/sidelines in the press room in a stadium where your team isn’t even playing. However, for an independent film maker, could be an honest mistake and wanted to get some extra b-roll. Rumors and talks that the footage is nothing you wouldn’t see on a normal broadcast. I expect the Patriots to receive a fine as punishment and let’s grow up and move on. Pats haters will say the NFL is once again protecting the Patriots and that they get all the calls which is by the far the most bananaland take in the game.

Yes this is an unorganized web of a writing piece but so is this controversy we call spygate.