Man you really hate to see it, the man didn’t even throw an interception last week, and still was told to hit the pine on his fucking birthday.
Granted, his inconsistency has been the bane of many Bengals fans existence for years, so this was a long time coming, but god damn Zac Taylor couldn’t just let the man enjoy his fucking cake???
Hopefully Ryan Finley isn’t hot garbage so that ruining this mans bday part isn’t all in vain. Who Dey? Dey some fucking assholes for this one smfh.
Zlatan Ibrahimović, this blogs favorite footy legend, is likely headed back to Spainin 2020 to finish the La Liga season.
Big Z posted the above video today, basically confirming he was done with the MLS, and will head back to Spain at 38 years old.
His last tenure in Spain with Barcelona ended in controversy after the Catalan giants released him following a very public rant where he threatened to whoop Pep Guardiola’s ass. With a Barca reunion pretty much off the table, where do we think Zlatan will end up?
The easiest answer would be Real Madrid, a team very much in transition, who could use a proven striker as a rental to finish the season strong, especially with the underwhelming play from transfer Eden Hazard to start the season. Atletico Madrid could be a sleeper here as well, because after unloading Antoine Griezmann for $135 million this past summer (And signing the future king of Portugal Joao Felix), they still got some money to burn and look to be ready to spend.
Will we see the below come January? Stay posted to find out…
It’s Tuesday, to me the worst day of the week. No football like Monday, still feels like the whole week is still ahead. Gambling is rough today (Love Mavs Money Line BTW,) but Maction is right around the corner! These links right here gonna get you through the rest of your Tuesday!
Now it may come to shock to most of you I am not a lawyer. I am simple man. I like to gamble, I enjoy boobs, I love sports, and I enjoy playing videos games from time to time.
Growing up my favorite game was NCAA Football, it was the BEST! I still remember I built a powerhouse at Wake Forest of all places, before I took the big bucks and took the job at Notre Dame. Then because of lawyer stuff I lost my favorite game. I learned to cope but just never was the same, until now!
Now because of more lawyer stuff it looks like NCAA football will be back! So right here right now I’m putting out a declaration…If you want to get whooped by me on the sticks this is your open challenge!
As the deadline approaches it looks more and more likely that the Jets are starting from scrap…again.
As soon as AJ Green went down, the Bengals went into tank mode. So I am trying out this little hypothetical, and seeing who is in a better spot The Jets or The Bengals.
Ownership: The both stink in different ways. Mike Brown is cheap as they come. The Johnson family just want to win the back page.
Advantage Jets (At least they are willing to spend even if it’s dumb money)
Coaching: Adam Gase is in charge with the Jets and the man is clueless just look at this picture!
Now for the Bengals hand up here I forget his name. When I googled it still said it was Marvin Lewis, so finally I figured out it was Zac Taylor. He is as vanilla looking as they come with a name that matches that.
Advantage Bengals (We know Adam Gase stinks so I win by default for the Bengals)
QB: This is the most interesting part of this debate to me. With the Bengals the Andy Dalton is coming to the end, (Literally as I was writing he was benched). He was nothing special, but for the Bengals this draft is everything, and with the tanking they could end up with Tua
The Jets are all in with Sam Danorld. He has been seeing ghost the past few weeks and unless he goes full exorcism, he will be throwing picks forever, just like he did at USC.
Advantage Bengals (The unknown is better then seeing ghosts)
This long experimental blog has shown me that I would rather be with the people who think skyline chili is fine dinning over a New York franchise. What a world, the Jets should be embarrassed!
Patriots safeties coach Steve Belicheck, got his first moments with the media after this weekends win against the Browns. He claims to be Bill Belicheck’s son but after this video I’m skeptical he may be a clone. Same responses, same mannerisms, if you close your eyes and just listen, it’s the same exact voice. It’s uncanny. All I needed was a “We’re onto Cincinnati” and I would have been convinced. He even has the scowl down.
If that wasn’t close enough for you, just listen to a little bit more of his background. He attended where else but Rutgers University where he played football under Greg Schiano and also played lacrosse. The more I learn about this kid the more I think Bill clowned himself to vicariously live through him and then take over as Pats HC.
I’m sure these two had a fun time celebrating Bill’s milestone 300th victory.
It is Monday of a new shitty week. Still hungover from football Sunday. Looking at tonight’s Monday night football makes you puke in your mouth a little, but don’t you worry the links are here and will get you to that sweet salvation of happy hour (Unless you are in Mass who do not do happy hour for some reason)
Celtics player/turkeys least favorite basketball star, Enes Kanter, leaked what is is allegedly the Boston Celtics “city edition” jersey for this season.
My first thoughts? Fire whichever fresh out of college Gen Z cuck decided the most storied/historic/celebrated squad in NBA history should wear these jerseys. I mean Jesus Christ, this isn’t Miami or Charlotte, we don’t fuck around with tradition here, sure we’ll go with a classy black alternate here and a gold font jersey there, BUT THIS?! This is disgusting, this is like the Yankees wearing horizontal pinstripes, or Barcelona wearing checkers instead of stripes, fucking disgraceful.
“let’s freshen up the Boston look with a new font and shade of green, they’ll love it!” -a 24 year old NYU graphic design grad named Atticus whose dad got them a Nike job before school even ended, and prefers Hamilton over the NBA.
I mean god damn how out of touch can you be? If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, this is design being busy for no god damn reason, and would only ever work in a market of loser fair weather fans like LA or San Francisco, not in the city of champions some call Boston.
we won 17 banners in beautiful classic jerseys, now we will have to win #18 with this monstrosity, but hey at least our guards aren’t afraid to shoot 3s. Maybe with some luck Brad Stevens will shut these down before they ever touch the parquet floor.
Last week, I put my house and your house on the line for the ND Michigan game. Notre Shame however didn’t get that memo and now we are all homeless! The program has officially become a top 15 program not a elite program but just a decent program. That’s not the standard at Notre Dame. Brian Kelly is a good coach, but Notre Dame needs an elite coach and one is just sitting on the sidelines.
Urban Meyer is the 3rd best coach in all of college football. He made Alex Smith the number 1 overall pick, Tim Tebow look like a real QB, and got Cardalle Jones drafted. The man can coach. Does he have a shady past? Yea but don’t forget a kid died on Brian Kelly’s watch so he ain’t no Mother Teresa either.
The reason Notre Dame is independent because it is championship or bust and for way too long now it is bust. Urban Meyer changes that. Urban is a winner and with the resources at ND will win again.
Brian Kelly had a decent run with two undefeated seasons. This isn’t the Charlie Weis era, and this blog wouldn’t be written if Urban wasn’t there for the taking. I am just sick of losing every single big game late in the season! Brian Kelly got ND to the dance, but can’t get the Irish over that hump. Don’t let USC gain the upper hand.
Just imagine the Skylar Grey Coming Home music video to old videos of Urban at Notre Dame…it will sign a 5 star QB in two seconds!
After Swish talked them up in last weeks Friday Five, the fighting Irish went out an put on an all time stinker of a game against a Michigan side that also fucking stinks.
Swish is supposed to be our gambling guy, but I think he let his Irish boner get in the way of a good call here. Though to his credit ND probably should have won this game, so I’m not that mad I guess.
Live look at Swish reading this rn, because I’m sure he had a bad weekend gambling on top of this:
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