WHICH ONE OF YOU GEN Z BITCHES AT NIKE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Celtics player/turkeys least favorite basketball star, Enes Kanter, leaked what is is allegedly the Boston Celtics “city edition” jersey for this season.

My first thoughts? Fire whichever fresh out of college Gen Z cuck decided the most storied/historic/celebrated squad in NBA history should wear these jerseys. I mean Jesus Christ, this isn’t Miami or Charlotte, we don’t fuck around with tradition here, sure we’ll go with a classy black alternate here and a gold font jersey there, BUT THIS?! This is disgusting, this is like the Yankees wearing horizontal pinstripes, or Barcelona wearing checkers instead of stripes, fucking disgraceful.

“let’s freshen up the Boston look with a new font and shade of green, they’ll love it!” -a 24 year old NYU graphic design grad named Atticus whose dad got them a Nike job before school even ended, and prefers Hamilton over the NBA.

I mean god damn how out of touch can you be? If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, this is design being busy for no god damn reason, and would only ever work in a market of loser fair weather fans like LA or San Francisco, not in the city of champions some call Boston.

we won 17 banners in beautiful classic jerseys, now we will have to win #18 with this monstrosity, but hey at least our guards aren’t afraid to shoot 3s. Maybe with some luck Brad Stevens will shut these down before they ever touch the parquet floor.

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