Guys gonna be honest… I can’t stop thinking about John Cena blues penis. Earlier today Yung God dropped his theory right here. That John Cena was gonna be in HBO’s Watchmen show. He has me convinced, just like dinosaurs never existed, I’ve seen the science so don’t try me on dinosaurs. Either way it’s Friday’s Links, mail the rest of the day in, and enjoy this links.
The Friday Five!
LETS GOOOOO GANG! It’s my favorite blog of the week! Now earlier this week we had a special mid week edition of the Friday Five, and guess what we went 3-2 officially going over .500 for the year.
8-7, back to back blog post winning money, and if you read the little tidbit in the last blog Penn money line would have really made you rich like me! With all that momentum I feel like a Mack truck rolling down hill with broken brakes. With that being said here is my best five picks
1. Penn State -7 at Minnesota
Biggest game for Minnesota modern college football, and still won’t help. The Jimmy and Joe’s of Penn State are just better athletes. With the news of Ohio State best player Chase Young maybe done for the year a legit chance for Penn State to the playoffs seem possible. Penn State rolls.
2. LSU +6.5 at Alabama
The biggest game of the season is at 3:30. It is a little weird it’s not a night, but since it is at Bama and not in Death Valley I can live with it. The points are just too much. Bama might win this game so money line way to risky for me but give me the points, and if you are really nervous just buy a half a point.
3. Cincinnati -35 vs UConn
This is the MetsFan dream right here. This game is why gambling is great! It will be over by halftime, but the spread will be in play until early 4th Quarter, when the Bearcats are up 50. UConn stinks just don’t overthink.
4. Clemson -32 at NC State
I have a conspiracy brewing that Dabo asked the committee to make his team 5th, for extra motivation. Clemson will go undefeated and will be in the playoffs, but they need some style points, and ever since the close game with UNC they have shit pumped teams. I do not see that stopping at NC State
5. Oklahoma -14.5 vs Iowa State
Oklahoma is behind the 8 ball. If they run the table there is still a very good chance they aren’t in playoffs. They need to destroy every team from here on out, and beat Kansas St. in the Big 12 championship to even get a chance at the playoffs. This is the first game after their lost to Kansas St. after a bye. I like OU and I like OU big!
Trap game of the year: Kansas St +7 at Texas
Here is a little bonus advice. This game right here is the definition of a trap game. Kansas St. just beat OU and their rival back to back weeks and you get a TD? Seems too good to be true right? That’s because it is, Vegas always knows, so I am not giving this a pick. This is my “Hey if you bet Kansas St. just know it is a TRAP!” Game. Good luck to those who gamble!
THEORY: JOHN CENA IS DOCTOR MANHATTAN IN HBO’S WATCHMEN, MEANING WE WILL PROBABLY SEE HIS DICK (if that’s even possible)
Only 3 episodes in, HBO’s Watchmen, a sequel series to Alan Moore’s graphic novel of the same name, is shaping up to be one of this years best shows. An anti-super hero-super hero show, that has so far played out more like True Detective than the Flash, with many plot points shrouded in sci-fi mystery, as is tradition with any Damon Lindelof run show.
Watchmen’s cast has been a closely guarded secret, with the biggest mystery surrounding the show at the moment being who is playing Doctor Manhattan, a scientist who was gifted with god like powers after an accident in his lab in the original novel. Manhattan has been discussed in detail on the show and paintings of him have been shown, however he has yet to make an appearance.
Many theory’s have been spat all over the Internet as to who the mystery actor may be, ranging from people already revealed on the show, to him not appearing at all, to the best one yet: WWE superstar John Cena will play the naked blue man. This theory first emerged wayyyyy back in 2017 when the show was in production, as few cast members had been announced, but filming was already nearing completion, which is when John Cena posted this on Instagram:
Pretty suspicious huh?? The issue is, Cena frequently posts out of context images on IG with no explanation, meaning he could just be stirring the plot simply to stir it. BUT FUCK THAT, show wasn’t really hyped up then, so what would be the point??
The theory lost all steam and was nearly forgotten about after the above post…until last weekend, when a painting in the background of a scene in episode 3 gave us our first glimpse of Manhattans face:
Reddit sleuths immediately pointed out the fact that Manhattans facial structure in the painting bears a striking resemblance to that of John Cenas, I mean that jaw line is ELITE, like 16-time world heavyweight champion ELITE, and I’m totally sold on this theory.
If you still aren’t hyped on this casting choice, let me sell you on the best part: given Doctor Manhattans appearance usually lacks clothes (he feels they are not needed) and he is completely blue because of the accident in the lab, John Cena is going to not only hang dong, but hang BLUE dong for all of our viewing pleasure.
Time will tell if Damon Lindelof made this surprise casting, but fingers are certainly crossed we are right on this. One last look at the naked blue man to really get you hyped:
“YOU CANT SEE ME, unless I’m blue and naked” – John Cena (probably)
Did I make Deion Sanders the next Head Coach at FSU?
Earlier this week the haters were out in full force. Calling me stupid for saying who should be the next Head Coach at FSU, and my gambling. All that has happen since that moron is me getting scorching hot gambling, and now Deion Sanders is a candidate at FSU.
Now that I broke the news for the Phillies manager, hot gambling, and know who should be next Coach at major football schools, what will the haters say now?
P.S. With all these scoops I should ask Yung God for a raise, but I’m so hot gambling I do not need it!
Mystery Links 11/7
Thirsty Thursday is upon us! I for one could use a drink…or 4. The drink of choice tonight is 2XMas. That’s right peeps, the season is upon us. The pumpkin beers are slowly going away. That smell of cinnamon in the air, and just great dark beer after great dark beer. As you might be able to figure out, but me and this entire blog are BIG beer peeps! Anyone maybe sneak a beer at work and watch these links and get that Happy Hour started a little bit early…enjoy!
Bob the Builder simulator pro permanently banned from the game for cheating: you love to see it edition
Esports professional Faze Jarvis has been permanently banned from playing the worlds most popular Bob the Builder simulator, Fortnite, by the games creator Epic games.
Why was this 17 year old super talent banned? Because he was cheating to win, using an aimbot, which essentially auto aims for you, making it far easier to obliterate your enemy.
Jarvis wasn’t doing it qualify/win any sort of competition/prize money, he did it for the content he creates on YouTube, videos with SiCk highlights from his matches that day. Jarvis claimed he was just trying to entertain his fans, but Epic didn’t give a fuck about why, a cheaters a cheater and they decided to make an example out of him.
So the young Faze clan team member is never going to play Fortnite again, people (children in middle school) are BIG MAD, playing the “everyone makes mistakes” card, but I think Epic needs to set the fucking tone here and stick to the perma ban. Here is Jarvis’s full reaction:
One of Fazes owners, the infamous Faze Banks has started a #freeJarvis campaign to try and get the ban reduced, but to no avail, and because twitter remembers everything, here are Banks’s previous thoughts on aimbots, a tweet that did not age too well for him:
A great man (Skepta) once said “the world spins round and round fam, lessons have to get learned,” Jarvis can play plenty of other (better) games, time to hold this L and try again. Also Fortnite fucking sucks.
Duke has their new bitch
Every year there is a new duke villain to hate, and 2019-2020 may be the peak.
Introducing Matthew Hurt.
The 6 foot 9 forward looks like a bitch that was bullied in your high school lunch room. Braces and everything. Where does coach K find these rats? I mean duke headband, black short sleeve undershirt, and leggings? SCREEEEAMS stiff. 0 sty.
I didn’t even watch the Duke game and I can’t stand this kid. I would rather have Reddick, Scheyer, Grayson, or day I say Greg Paulus terrorize the ACC. How is this kid a top 10 recruit? It looks like he can’t even spell his own name.
Get used to Matthew Hurt cuz he’s gonna be a Duke terror for the next 5-6 years.
MY TEAMS STINK??!!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
that’s it, that’s the post! Mind the gap you pagan!
ps: yes y’all shit on Red Star, as a team with your type of budget should, but please know your place in the grand scheme of football history, trash.
Do We Need to do a Wellness Check on Yung God?
So if people don’t know Yung God loves him so footie. He’s favorite team is Arsenal, and a team he also roots for is the Belgrade Red Star, so today in football both teams played today. Arsenal had an easy matchup in Europa league while the Red Star played Arsenal biggest rival Tottenham in Belgrade.
You will never guess what happens next to Yung God’s team…they choked! Arsenal grabbed a lead late, but just couldn’t hold on to the lead as the Europa League counterpoint (Won’t use their name because I do not know the team) scored a goal in 91st min to tie the game.
Then a little later The Red Star has their MASSIVE game against Tottenham. And guess what happens….they got their doors blown off! In the two games the Red Star played against Tottenham, the Spurs won a combine 9-0. I know America isn’t a big soccer nation, but even Joe Smith, who all he knows how to spell is Eagles, because that is the chant of his beloved Philly Eagles, knows that’s an ass WHOOPING!
Long story short here I am worried for my buddy. He’s already a bengals fan so this may have done him in!
Mystery Links 11/6
Maybe it’s just me, but today has just been zoo. That mid week construction making everything go slower. Don’t fear tho mystery links are here! With college football and basketball at full go, with NFL, NBA, and NHL the chaos is real! This is the chaos I thrive in! Last night Penn money line brought me out of the whole! I went 3-2 last night with a special addition of Friday’s Five! We all are officially making money now!
Since we all making straight cash homie we can drift off at our day jobs, with these 3 links! Enjoy…
WATER COOLER TALK 