The colts had the celebrations to end all celebrations in yesterday’s win over the Jaguars. Quentin Nelson stepped in as FB to score a 1 yard touchdown unfortunately was called but but no one cares, reward the big boy. A true 9.8 out of 10 celebration here. Need a little more enthusiasm out of theContinue reading “Colts killed the keg”
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Joe Burrow isn’t even a Bengal yet and he already hates Cincinnati
Swish alluded to this previously, but I’ll confirm it for our readers now: back in 1999 I made the worst decision of my life, I chose to become a Bengals fan. Whether due to my fierce loyalty or my brain being wired incorrectly, I have stuck with this god awful franchise for the last 20Continue reading “Joe Burrow isn’t even a Bengal yet and he already hates Cincinnati”
Now that’s a shitty situation
Heidi Van Tessel had just finished lunch with friends and was on her way home when the unthinkable happened: she was pulled out of her car by a homeless man who than proceeded to dump hot diarrhea all over her. ***takes a break from writing to puke*** Heidi got shit all over her on aContinue reading “Now that’s a shitty situation”
Is tonight Freddie Kitchen’s last night in Cleveland?
The struggling 3-6 Browns host the Pittsburg Steelers tonight on TNF. The 2019 offseason Super Bowl Champs have struggled on offense after a promising end to the 2018 season. Baker Mayfield whisperer Freddie Kitchens has yet to get his bratty QB going. The last 6 Browns coaches have all been fired following a loss toContinue reading “Is tonight Freddie Kitchen’s last night in Cleveland?”
TBT: The RAZR is back
Motorola is throwing it back to your middle school nostalgia. The RAZR is back in a folding smart phone. Hot damn this thing is sweet. The flip smart phone does not have a release date yet but this smart phone will sell for $1500. The RAZR was the hottest phone in the halls of yourContinue reading “TBT: The RAZR is back”
Disney+ deep dives: a review of the 1928 classic Steamboat Willie
Yesterday, Disney’s long awaited streaming service dropped and gave us nearly every piece of content Disney/Fox/Nat Geo have ever created all in one place. Needless to say the amount of content was overwhelming, but I went in with a mission: I wanted to watch the OG Mickey short, a 1928 black and white film calledContinue reading “Disney+ deep dives: a review of the 1928 classic Steamboat Willie”
SONIC DONE GLO’D THE FUCK UP
After dropping the first trailer for their upcoming Sonic the hedgehog live action film back in April 2018, paramount pictures got BLASTED for how badly they fucked up the titular characters design. I mean look at this nightmare fuel: I get they wanted to make the humanoid hedgehog more realistic, but Jesus Christ, he looksContinue reading “SONIC DONE GLO’D THE FUCK UP”
People don’t like the Celtics home broadcast?
Last night NBA tv had its semi annual Boston local broadcast of the Celtics game and people were not impressed with the commentating. This some soft shit as Gorman and Heinsohn are legends. I mean what could you possibly not like? https://youtu.be/EjU3nvru9wA. TBT to sports center glory days Cs are red hot, Kemba is aContinue reading “People don’t like the Celtics home broadcast?”
Top 5 Sneakers of All Time
If any of you readers out there call yourselves sneakerheads lets face it… you most likely only like hype shit and have ZERO taste. As a jawn connoisseur, it is my job to CORRECT YOUR DOGSHIT TASTE. In order to do so, let me educate yall on my top 5 sneakers of all time… toContinue reading “Top 5 Sneakers of All Time”
Drizzy got boo’d off stage last night because he wasn’t Frank Ocean
Last night rapper/designer/tv star Tyler the Creator held his annual Camp Flog Gnaw festival in California, which featured a stacked lineup and a mystery headliner who was not revealed in the lead up to the event. Fans were dying to know who this mystery headliner would be, but rather than be patient, they decided toContinue reading “Drizzy got boo’d off stage last night because he wasn’t Frank Ocean”
WATER COOLER TALK 