The AB circus continues to carousel. Hopefully you didn’t have tweet notifications on AB to see if he’s signing to get him on your fantasy team cuz he might have fired off 1,000 tweets this morning. Here are some highlights.
Move over Mr. Big Chest we got a new superhero
AB showed some love for the Zoo on homecoming weekend. Go U
AB confirmed he’ll never get a SB ring
Allegedly the pats trainers are mad butt hurt
AB roasted any beat writers that tried to cop an interview
we’ve seen a lot of gimmicks in the college football word spin of off the Miami turnover chain such as the turnover plank, turnover backpack, turnover cane to name a few. However, SMU has separated themselves from the pack. The turnover rave.
Thursday night SMU popped bottles. Only thing would make this better if they were popping actual Dom P. XFL take note.
That time again! The day is coming to the end, you just want to get home smoke a fatty with a pimp daddy, and veg out. You just need to get through the last hour, and we have some Mystery Links for you to watch to help get you to happy hour!
Sometimes in life their are funny headlines that are true and other headlines that you wonder if their is organizational chaos. This headline here by Kurt Helin is both! Poor Tacko Fall, you would think in the NBA where tall people thrive, he would be able to take a leak without worrying about getting concussion, however Boston facilities do not agree with Tacko Fall!
No wonder Al Horford left Boston to go to the beautiful city of Philadelphia. Not only will he be able to compete for a title, but have beautiful facilities that tall people can take a leak and not worrying about hitting your head.
The people of Boston should apologize to Tacko Fall, and also maybe once he is healthy he should stay on the Celtics, and not go to the G league, because the Celtics STINK!
Yesterday on this very blog, I told the world who the next manager was going to be wearing the red pinstripes. And just as I said the national media is scared to give WCT the credit we deserve!
Besides that point this is a great hire for the Phillies. Joe knows what he is doing, can manage superstars, and HE ISN’T DUSTY BAKER!
Just like getting his man Bryce Harper this past off season, John Middleton got his manager in Girardi.
Listen, I understand this man banged in the paint all night last night (24p, 8r, 9a), and my beloved Cs were certainly having trouble stopping him from doing so…but this man is still afraid as fuck to shoot a 3 in a real NBA game.
I mean god damn he’s certainly doing well for himself without shooting 3s, making deep playoff runs with the Sixers, dating Kendall Jenner, and signing Nike deals. But do I respect him for doing those things? FUCK NO I DONT, BECAUSE THIS MAN, AN ACTUAL NBA PLAYER, IS AFRAID TO SHOOT A FUCKING 3. Like we know he can do it, we’ve seen it in practice and preseason, so what gives? I mean look at this shit from last season, which is clearly carrying over to this season:
I’m surprised Jimmy Butler didn’t whoop his ass for this shit, I mean shooters shoot my guy, have some confidence in your professional basketball abilities and get it right.
I’ll end it with this: until Ben Simmons starts taking 3s regularly with confidence the Sixers won’t win shit, let’s call it the cowards curse.
This Saturday night is what college football is all about. Cool crisp air, tailgating all day getting that perfect buzz, and sitting down and watching two classic teams. The two best fight songs do battle in one of the most important game for both of these coaches career. Can Brian Kelly win a big road game? Can Jim Harbaugh actually beat a real team?
When Michigan got their doors blown off by Wisconsin it was a rode noon game. This is different biggest home game of the season, prime time, against another blue blood. The results however stay the GOD DAMN SAME!
Notre Dame defense is loaded. Shea Patterson stinks. Michigan do not have elite weapons that give Notre Damn problems like a Georgia.
Ian Book and Notre Dame offense is starting to click a little more every week. Again Michigan defense is not the same as last year defense. If Notre Dame wants to make the playoffs a statement win in the Big House is needed.
The Fighting Irish thrash Michigan Wolverine style 38-10
P.S. On Friday look out for my Friday Five with my 5 best college picks for Saturday
Last night Kyrie made his debut in Brooklyn adressing the hometown crowd with an emotional message pregame. Kyrie delivering a heartfelt message to fans in October? Never seen that before. I digress.
However it wasn’t Kyrie’s address or even his 50 point performance and 0 turnovers that was the highlight of the night. Trailing 127-126 holding for the final shot, Kyrie attempted a slip and slide for a game winner. No joke.
At first I thought Kyrie just glitched but he unlocked his NBA street Vol 2 game breaker for the win.
Unfortunately it didn’t fall but it really doesn’t matter. Kyrie is turning Brooklyn into his own personal And 1 mix tape and I’m here for it.
What’s up water cooler talk, this is your new fashion writer and life long jawnz enthusiast. Be sure to tune in for raw/uncut pure unadulterated heater fashion content. We are kicking things off with a weekly segment called “Jawn of the week / L of the week.” For those of you narcs out there gassing up the 2012 Camry to pull up to your local American Eagle, you might have never heard of the term “Jawn.” On the other hand, you white trash Philly scumbags sleeping in Mom’s basement decked out with Allen Iverson fatheads might consider the term slang for everything in Philly.
For someone with actual taste, a jawn is referred to as a fire piece of clothing. Therefore, I will be searching the web each week to enlighten you plebs on what clothing is hot, and what is not.
Leading off for this weeks Jawn of the week, is this BRAZY cover shirt by the gawwwwwwd Hiroki Nakamura of the elitist Japanese label Visvim. This jawn is made from a dummy thicccc cotton canvas fabric with THREE Japanese Denim pockets. That means not only can you pull up to your local function in a shirt that will cost a months rent, but you can do so in fashion while holding up to 4 White Claws and your empty wallet due to blowing a fat bag on the garment. Keep in mind Visvim runs true to Japanese sizing so you’ll have to lay low on those Krispy Kreme donuts to fit in a size 5… BUT since this shirt will run you about $1,100 shipped to your door, you will have no choice but to starve anyway. For those that are bout that life, here is the link to purchase https://shop.visvim.tv/us/en/product/?PID=0219905013011&PNM=POTOMAC%20COVERALL
Unfortunately each week I will also have to share a Dud with you. Therefore, there is no better time to introduce the world heavyweight champion of douchebag LA designers. The man in charge of creating these overpriced nut huggers is not Heidi Slimane, but his biggest fan Mike Amiri. Not only do these bitches cost almost $1600 dollars, but they’ll be seen on all of your favorite rappers and NBA players… rest assured I’ll be ripping them a new one in future posts. For those of you who don’t know LA has one look, size XXL tops, and XXS bottoms.
What I find the most fascinating about these jeans is that he could have just stopped there but NOPE, this is LA. BrAnDiNg Is KeY. Therefore he slapped his logo right where you will find your blood clot within your constricted thighmeat from just squeezing into these, BUT he also felt the need to add useless distressing and patchwork. TO SUM IT ALL UP, THESE JOINTS LOOK LIKE YOUR TOILET WATER AFTER SCARFING DOWN TWO TRIPLE DOUBLE CRUNCHWRAPS FROM TACO BELL AT 3 AM.
Since I have already written too much ima end with two statements.
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That is right Water Cooler Talk got themselves a baseball insider. As a member of the IBWAA, which is a totally real and not made up baseball writers union, I have sources. Are these sources reliable? Somewhat. Will the national media give me credit? Hell no they too scared!
Here are the facts John Middleton is completely in charge, the GM and president are just figure heads at this point. Middleton loves Giradi and while the Mets GM do not want someone with a spine as their next manager, the Phillies owner does.
It makes sense for Joe as well. He is experienced in both the AL and NL, has a superstar in Bryce, and owner who wants to spend and go back to the post season. Will the shitty Philadelphia Media embrace Joe is the only question left. Expect the announcement coming during the off day of the World Series
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