Author Archives: Yung God

The NFL to Jarvis Landry and OBJ: those kicks are fucking trash

Halfway through the Browns inevitable loss to the Broncos yesterday, the NFL requested both Jarvis Landry and Odell Beckham jr. change their cleats for the second half, or they would not be allowed to play. Their reasoning for this was because the color of the cleats did not fit within NFL rules. The footwear policyContinue reading “The NFL to Jarvis Landry and OBJ: those kicks are fucking trash”

TACO BELL: THE FUEL BEHIND PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES

Think Taco Bell is shit? Think all it does is induce diarrhea? Think it’s basically dog food? Well guess what, you have a shit pallet and you are wrong as fffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk. During last nights Ravens defense introductions, rather than stating the name of his alma mater, Matthew Judon said “body by Taco Bell.” What anContinue reading “TACO BELL: THE FUEL BEHIND PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES”

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN YALL

It’s time fellas, It’s the month to close up the spawn shop, no more spanks/wanks/cranks, no more yeeting ya meat into open orpheus’s, it’s time to show what you’re made of. it’ll get tough, it’s a long road between 11/1 and 12/1, but if we stay strong and work together we will get through this.Continue reading “IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN YALL”

BRYCE HARPER FINALLY BROUGHT A WORLD SERIES TITLE TO DC

Back before this MLB season kicked off Bryce Harper signed a $330 million deal to join the Philadelphia Phillies, ending a 6 year tenure with the Washington Nationals. How did the Nationals respond to losing their star player? WELL THEY SAID “lol FUCK THAT CLOWN” AND WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND WON A WORLD SERIES.Continue reading “BRYCE HARPER FINALLY BROUGHT A WORLD SERIES TITLE TO DC”

ADIDAS X PALACE X JUVENTUS È IL COLLAB DELL’ANNO

Here I was ready to give collab of the year to Engineered Garments X Uniqlo BUT THEN PALACE DECIDES TO JUST DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR 3-WAY COLLAB WITH GERMAN GIANTS ADIDAS AND Vecchia Signora JUVENTUS FOOTBALL CLUB. Palace, a London based skate company known for having the best product descriptions in the world and forContinue reading “ADIDAS X PALACE X JUVENTUS È IL COLLAB DELL’ANNO”

BUYING COUNTERFEIT YEEZYS MADE IN CHINA TO SUPPORT MAGA >>>>>>

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk are these kicks in x games mode? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SICK. After a short discussion with one of the homies last night about how small Donald Trumps feet are (he claims to be a size 12, but I guarantee that’s bullshit), I stumbled upon a gold mine of Trump inspired fake sneakerContinue reading “BUYING COUNTERFEIT YEEZYS MADE IN CHINA TO SUPPORT MAGA >>>>>>”

Andy Dalton got benched on his birthday

Worst.Birthday.Ever. Man you really hate to see it, the man didn’t even throw an interception last week, and still was told to hit the pine on his fucking birthday. Granted, his inconsistency has been the bane of many Bengals fans existence for years, so this was a long time coming, but god damn Zac TaylorContinue reading “Andy Dalton got benched on his birthday”

Zlatan headed back to Spain (probably)

Zlatan Ibrahimović, this blogs favorite footy legend, is likely headed back to Spainin 2020 to finish the La Liga season. Big Z posted the above video today, basically confirming he was done with the MLS, and will head back to Spain at 38 years old. His last tenure in Spain with Barcelona ended in controversyContinue reading “Zlatan headed back to Spain (probably)”