TACO BELL: THE FUEL BEHIND PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES

Think Taco Bell is shit? Think all it does is induce diarrhea? Think it’s basically dog food? Well guess what, you have a shit pallet and you are wrong as fffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk.

During last nights Ravens defense introductions, rather than stating the name of his alma mater, Matthew Judon said “body by Taco Bell.” What an incredible statement to make, Judon is basically confirming that his meals at Taco Bell have done more for his NFL career than his education at Grand Valley State.

I’m sure you’re asking, what does this mean for me? It means if you ever want to achieve your goal of being backup QB on a successful NFL franchise, it’s time to put down the playbook, throw your diploma in the fucking trash (a lot easier if it’s from a D2 school like Grand Valley State) and pickup a Taco 12 pack from your local T-Bell. Also, Jeffery Epstein was murdered.

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