Listen, we all know that turkey fucking sucks and that anyone who eats it on a regular day is a monster… The one execption to this rule is Thanksgiving. BUT if you are a real one you say FUCK Turkey and eat twice your body weight in sides. Keep in mind if you aren’t on the shitter begging for mercy after a Holiday like this, then your diet is simply idiotic.
THEREFORE I PRESENT TO YOU THE MT RUSHMORE OF THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES.
1: Mac and Cheese. The cheesier the better, baked is a must, and sour cream is the secret
2: Stuffing. MAKE IT THICCCCCC >
3: Mashed Potatoes. None of that store bought shit, and multiple sticks of butter are needed
4: Cranberry Sauce. Canned is acceptable, lets be real the only need for this is to mask your relatives’ dog shit cooking
PS: fuck next day Thanksgiving sandwiches because A: turkey is hot trash and B: your fat ass must finish all of the sides by the late game kickoff
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